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Top 25 Status Updates of All Time - alcohol

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Shelley thinks that there are better things in life than alcohol, but alcohol makes up for not having them Jun 24, 2009

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Craig life is like mario bro's, ya have to slay a lot of dragons before ya meet ya princess May 19, 2009

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Creden is always told alcohol doesn't solve any problems...but then again, neither does milk. Jul 12, 2009

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R.J. is partyin' like it's his birthday. Feb 1, 2009

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Kristin little known fact: quitting any bad habit leads to alcoholism and extreme cynicism, and not necessarily in that order... Oct 14, 2009

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Holly People are always saying that alcohol doesn't solve any problems. Then again, neither does milk. Oct 14, 2009

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Kristin would like to take this opportunity to thank alcohol for making life's awkward moments much more tolerable. Sep 11, 2009

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Emily isnt drinking anymore, but she isnt drinking any less either! ;) Oct 22, 2009

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Ty .....ɐuıɥɔ uı snʇɐʇs ɹnoʎ əʇɐpdn noʎ uəɥʍ suəddɐɥ ʇɐɥʍ sı sıɥʇ˙˙˙ Jul 27, 2009

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Kristin is, 'quote', "NEVER DRINKING AGAIN!" 'unquote'. Nov 11, 2009

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Sarah Crawford is forecast for tonight is alcohol, low standards and poor decisions. Jun 2, 2009

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Sarah Crawford is forecast for tonight is alcohol, low standards and poor decisions. Jun 2, 2009

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Patrick WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may lead you to believe that ex-lovers are really dying for you to telephone them at four in the morning Nov 4, 2009

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Kristin has decided that her career goal is to become a professional beer taster, therefore she must start practicing Sep 11, 2009

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Name says drink triple, see double, act single! Nov 21, 2009

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Yuvilen says "Don't drink and drive. You might hit a bump and spill your drink." Nov 22, 2009

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Name wants to write something inspiring... no... the beer is interferring with that... Oct 14, 2009

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Melissa knows that reality is a crutch for people who can't handle alcohol. Nov 4, 2009

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Name michelle frequently cooks with wine. Occasionally puts it in the food. Nov 26, 2009

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Gineline Kalleberg is sotally tober,,, Nov 8, 2009

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Shannon is I drank so much Goldschläger tonight, I could shit a necklace Sep 18, 2009

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Rachael "Booze is the answer. I don't remember the question." Sep 27, 2009

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Pratik Alcohol contains Female hormones. Proof: Men Gain Weight; Men talk unnecessarily; Become extra emotional and Start fighting without a reason Mar 19, 2009

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Amy Martinis ~ they’re not just for breakfast anymore! Dec 2, 2009

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Darren is wondering if iits the law NOT to sell alcohol to excessive consumers or a drunk... Then can i refuse alcohol based fuels to Rev Heads!!! Dec 7, 2009

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Heather needs to install a breathalizer on her cell phone...I would have way less "wtf" moments in the morning. Nov 2, 2009

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