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Dustin says:
(:pɐǝɥ ʎɯ oʇ ƃuıuunɹ sı poolq ʎɯ ɟo llɐ
Feb 3, 2009
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Richard Storry
ʎɐqǝ uo pɹɐoqʎǝʞ ɐ ʎnq ı ǝɯıʇ ʇsɐן ǝɥʇ sı sıɥʇ
Feb 23, 2009
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Lee
_̴ı̴̴̡̡̡ ̡͌l̡̡̡ ̡͌l̡*̡̡ ̴̡ı̴̴̡ ̡̡͡|̲̲̲͡͡͡ ̲▫̲͡ ̲̲̲͡͡π̲̲͡͡ ̲̲͡▫̲̲͡͡ ̲|̡̡̡ ̡ ̴̡ı̴̡̡ ̡͌l̡̡̡
Jun 15, 2009
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Kristin
Be the Fruit Loop in a world full of Cheerios. Life is more interesting when you dare to be different!
Sep 15, 2009
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Yara
is Loading ████████████ 99%
Jun 10, 2009
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Shaira
--^v--^v--^v--^v-_____^v--^v--^v-- For a second there, I was bored to death
May 23, 2009
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Brett
˙ǝןƃuɐ ʇuǝɹǝɟɟıp ɐ ɯoɹɟ pןɹoʍ ǝɥʇ ʇɐ ʞooן ɐ ƃuıʞɐʇ sı
Jul 5, 2009
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Liam
♬ ♫ ♪ ılıll|̲̅̅●̲̅̅|̲̅̅=̲̅̅|̲̅̅●̲̅̅|llılı ♪ ♫ ♬
Sep 9, 2009
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Frank
scratch here ▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒ to reveal today's status.
Sep 20, 2009
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Ian
feels like getting some work done...and so he is sitting down until the feeling passes.
Jan 22, 2009
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Scott
is .ʇı ʎuǝp oʇ ʎɹʇ ʇ,uop .ʍou ʇɥbıɹ ʎɐʍɐ puıɯ ɹnoʎ buıʍo1q
Feb 1, 2009
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Steven Card
is wondering.... if money doesn't grow on trees, then why do banks have branches?
Jan 3, 2009
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Roxanne
dreams of a better world...where chickens can cross the road without having their motives questioned :0)
Mar 12, 2009
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Rachael
is coloring on your wall! ((̲̅ ̲̅(̲̅C̲̅r̲̅a̲̅y̲̅o̲̅l̲̲̅̅a̲̅( ̲̅̅((>
Aug 31, 2009
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Sarah
used to play sports. Then she realized you can buy trophies. Now she's good at everything.
Dec 29, 2008
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Samir
٩(•̮̮̃•̃)۶ ٩(-̮̮̃-̃)۶ ٩(●̮̮̃•̃)۶ ٩(͡๏̯͡๏)۶ ٩(-̮̮̃•̃)۶
Sep 6, 2009
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Julienne
is cle'a]ni.ng he'r ke]yb29oa;rd
Feb 3, 2009
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Kristina
is proud of herself. She finished a jigsaw puzzle in 6 months and the box said 2-4 years.
Feb 4, 2009
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Gaurav
just press the star below n see wat happens ;p
Sep 30, 2009
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Jeffrey
says my computer just beat me at chess...but it was no match for me at kick boxing.
Dec 27, 2008
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Heidi
thinks if you give a person a fish you feed them for a day, teach a person to use facebook and they won't bother you for weeks.
Jan 22, 2009
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Candy
says a clean house is the sign of a broken computer.
Mar 2, 2009
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Taylor
is wondering if you can grow marijuana on Farmville then sell it on Mafia Wars?
Sep 18, 2009
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Alex Huynh
is color blind and trying to solve a rubiks cube... This could take a while...
Jan 2, 2009
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Valerie
says remember: some days you are the pigeon, some days you are the statue.
Dec 28, 2008
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