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Richard Storry ʎɐqǝ uo pɹɐoqʎǝʞ ɐ ʎnq ı ǝɯıʇ ʇsɐן ǝɥʇ sı sıɥʇ Feb 23, 2009

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Lee _̴ı̴̴̡̡̡ ̡͌l̡̡̡ ̡͌l̡*̡̡ ̴̡ı̴̴̡ ̡̡͡|̲̲̲͡͡͡ ̲▫̲͡ ̲̲̲͡͡π̲̲͡͡ ̲̲͡▫̲̲͡͡ ̲|̡̡̡ ̡ ̴̡ı̴̡̡ ̡͌l̡̡̡ Jun 15, 2009

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Dustin says: (:pɐǝɥ ʎɯ oʇ ƃuıuunɹ sı poolq ʎɯ ɟo llɐ Feb 3, 2009

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ashutosh says A vibration is a motion dat cant make up its mind which way it wants 2 go... :( poor vibrators !! Nov 11, 2009

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Liam ♬ ♫ ♪ ılıll|̲̅̅●̲̅̅|̲̅̅=̲̅̅|̲̅̅●̲̅̅|llılı ♪ ♫ ♬ Sep 9, 2009

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Brett ˙ǝןƃuɐ ʇuǝɹǝɟɟıp ɐ ɯoɹɟ pןɹoʍ ǝɥʇ ʇɐ ʞooן ɐ ƃuıʞɐʇ sı Jul 5, 2009

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Samir ٩(•̮̮̃•̃)۶ ٩(-̮̮̃-̃)۶ ٩(●̮̮̃•̃)۶ ٩(͡๏̯͡๏)۶ ٩(-̮̮̃•̃)۶ Sep 6, 2009

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Yara is Loading ████████████ 99% Jun 10, 2009

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Frank scratch here ▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒ to reveal today's status. Sep 20, 2009

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Shaira --^v--^v--^v--^v-_____^v--^v--^v-- For a second there, I was bored to death May 23, 2009

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Rachael is coloring on your wall! ((̲̅ ̲̅(̲̅C̲̅r̲̅a̲̅y̲̅o̲̅l̲̲̅̅a̲̅( ̲̅̅((> Aug 31, 2009

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Scott is .ʇı ʎuǝp oʇ ʎɹʇ ʇ,uop .ʍou ʇɥbıɹ ʎɐʍɐ puıɯ ɹnoʎ buıʍo1q Feb 1, 2009

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Ian feels like getting some work done...and so he is sitting down until the feeling passes. Jan 22, 2009

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Roxanne dreams of a better world...where chickens can cross the road without having their motives questioned :0) Mar 12, 2009

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Thomas Aug 24, 2009

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Taylor is wondering if you can grow marijuana on Farmville then sell it on Mafia Wars? Sep 18, 2009

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Steven Card is wondering.... if money doesn't grow on trees, then why do banks have branches? Jan 3, 2009

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Paulie Dont you find it Funny that after Monday(M) and Tuesday(T), the rest of the week says WTF? Nov 18, 2009

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Kristina is proud of herself. She finished a jigsaw puzzle in 6 months and the box said 2-4 years. Feb 4, 2009

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Kristian Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak. Aug 27, 2009

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Julienne is cle'a]ni.ng he'r ke]yb29oa;rd Feb 3, 2009

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Samir Don't wait for the perfect moment...Take the moment and make it perfect... Jul 21, 2009

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Sarah used to play sports. Then she realized you can buy trophies. Now she's good at everything. Dec 29, 2008

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Candy says a clean house is the sign of a broken computer. Mar 2, 2009

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Heidi thinks if you give a person a fish you feed them for a day, teach a person to use facebook and they won't bother you for weeks. Jan 22, 2009

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Felicia has advice for the day: If you have a headache, do what it says on the aspirin bottle: Take two, and KEEP AWAY FROM CHILDREN. Feb 17, 2009

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