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Josh
press the star below and watch it glow :)
Nov 1, 2009
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Chris
if you click the star below, it turns into a square, but u have to be holding down the shift key...
Dec 3, 2009
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Gaurav
just press the star below n see wat happens ;p
Sep 30, 2009
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Kevin
is proofreading to make sure he hasn’t any words out.
Feb 2, 2009
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Thad
▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒ click star then up arrow to left to reveal status.
Dec 2, 2009
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Richard Storry
ʎɐqǝ uo pɹɐoqʎǝʞ ɐ ʎnq ı ǝɯıʇ ʇsɐן ǝɥʇ sı sıɥʇ
Feb 23, 2009
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Thad
click star then up arrow, then type L L R R D U U D and the star shoots across your screen.
Dec 9, 2009
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Samir
٩(•̮̮̃•̃)۶ ٩(-̮̮̃-̃)۶ ٩(●̮̮̃•̃)۶ ٩(͡๏̯͡๏)۶ ٩(-̮̮̃•̃)۶
Sep 6, 2009
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Liam
♬ ♫ ♪ ılıll|̲̅̅●̲̅̅|̲̅̅=̲̅̅|̲̅̅●̲̅̅|llılı ♪ ♫ ♬
Sep 9, 2009
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Lee
_̴ı̴̴̡̡̡ ̡͌l̡̡̡ ̡͌l̡*̡̡ ̴̡ı̴̴̡ ̡̡͡|̲̲̲͡͡͡ ̲▫̲͡ ̲̲̲͡͡π̲̲͡͡ ̲̲͡▫̲̲͡͡ ̲|̡̡̡ ̡ ̴̡ı̴̡̡ ̡͌l̡̡̡
Jun 15, 2009
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Roxanne
dreams of a better world...where chickens can cross the road without having their motives questioned :0)
Mar 12, 2009
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Paulie
Dont you find it Funny that after Monday(M) and Tuesday(T), the rest of the week says WTF?
Nov 18, 2009
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Kristin
Dear Pringles, Now that I am no longer a child, I can no longer fit my hand inside your tube of deliciousness. Work on that.
Oct 6, 2009
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Brett
˙ǝןƃuɐ ʇuǝɹǝɟɟıp ɐ ɯoɹɟ pןɹoʍ ǝɥʇ ʇɐ ʞooן ɐ ƃuıʞɐʇ sı
Jul 5, 2009
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Taylor
is wondering if you can grow marijuana on Farmville then sell it on Mafia Wars?
Sep 18, 2009
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Frank
scratch here ▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒ to reveal today's status.
Sep 20, 2009
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Ajay
: i Liked your Status and now 25 notifications later........I'm hating me for Liking your status. !!!!
Nov 5, 2009
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Kristin
My alarm clock & I had a fight. It wanted me to get up, I refused. Things escalated. Now I'm awake & it’s broken. Not sure who won the fight
Sep 30, 2009
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Hafs
I must be wishing on someone else's star because it seems someone else is always getting what I wished for.
Oct 14, 2009
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Shaira
--^v--^v--^v--^v-_____^v--^v--^v-- For a second there, I was bored to death
May 23, 2009
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Kristian
Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak.
Aug 27, 2009
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Ian
feels like getting some work done...and so he is sitting down until the feeling passes.
Jan 22, 2009
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Nathan
”The greatest thing about Facebook, is that you can quote something and totally make up the source.” – George Washington
Sep 3, 2009
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Bertrand
just press the star below and watch me glow! >8o)
Dec 1, 2009
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Christophe
is somewhat skepitical you’re laughing out loud as much as you claim.
Apr 14, 2009
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Samir
Going to church doesn't make you a Christian any more than standing in a garage makes you a car.
Aug 29, 2009
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Contest
Every Tuesday a new Status King is crowned. It's similar to the game King of the Hill but for your Facebook status. If you get crowned as Status King we will send you a FREE T-shirt with your winning status on it.
Rules
- 1 vote per status per 24 hrs.
- 3 submissions per day.
- 1 vote = 1 point
= 2 points
- "Make this my status" = 5 points
- Buy a T-Shirt = 25 points
What happens when a new contest starts?
When a new contest begins, the Status King is inducted into the King's Archive for the preservation and glorious display of their winning status. For everyone else, all of the ranks (positions on the page) are retained for the next contest, but the vote counts are reset to zero, and the battle begins for a new Status King! May the funny and clever status updates rise to the top!
Status King Game winners are treated like royalty! [x]
Each Tuesday night, the original Status King Game completes and the winners are recognized. Now they get goodies too from the Status King Store.
Prizes will be awarded as follows:
#1 The Status King can now choose between the original custom Status King shirt featuring the winning status OR 2 free shirts (shipping included) from the Status King Store. Also receives recognition in the King’s Archive.
#2 Second place receives 50% off a single purchase in the Status King Store. Also receives recognition in the King’s Archive.
#3 Third place receives 30% off a single purchase in the Status King Store. Also receives recognition in the King’s Archive.
#4-#10 receive 20% off a single purchase in the Status King Store.
#11-#25 receive 10% off a single purchase in the Status King Store.
Facebook does not permit us to communicate winnings through their platform. Thus, if you finish in the top 25 in a game (when the finishes each Tuesday night, please email your name and a link to your winning status to winner@statusking.net, and we will email you the Status King Store code necessary to claim your discount.
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