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Samir ٩(•̮̮̃•̃)۶ ٩(-̮̮̃-̃)۶ ٩(●̮̮̃•̃)۶ ٩(͡๏̯͡๏)۶ ٩(-̮̮̃•̃)۶ Sep 6, 2009

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Laura hated when old aunts came up to me after weddings and said "u r next" They stopped that when I did the same to them after funnerals Jul 12, 2009

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Lee _̴ı̴̴̡̡̡ ̡͌l̡̡̡ ̡͌l̡*̡̡ ̴̡ı̴̴̡ ̡̡͡|̲̲̲͡͡͡ ̲▫̲͡ ̲̲̲͡͡π̲̲͡͡ ̲̲͡▫̲̲͡͡ ̲|̡̡̡ ̡ ̴̡ı̴̡̡ ̡͌l̡̡̡ Jun 15, 2009

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Carol needs a shirt that says "Relax! It's not Swine Flu, it's just my allergies." May 1, 2009

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Terrianna lovato Press Ctrl+W to see something amazing... Dec 1, 2009

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Alicia asks "If you choke a Smurf, what color does he turn?" Aug 21, 2009

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Meghan iz wonderin y peeps on fbook dont speek english wel? Aug 18, 2009

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Kristina is proud of herself. She finished a jigsaw puzzle in 6 months and the box said 2-4 years. Feb 4, 2009

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Name If a king runs a kingdom and a emporor runs an empire, who runs a country? Sep 19, 2009

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Lucy says i comes before u Aug 23, 2009

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Samir Going to church doesn't make you a Christian any more than standing in a garage makes you a car. Aug 29, 2009

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Samir : If for only 1 day the anwser was YES what would you ask me for??? Jul 23, 2009

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Bergen thinks Obama should take a week off and watch videos of Reagan to learn how to be a real president. Apr 5, 2009

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Richard Storry ʎɐqǝ uo pɹɐoqʎǝʞ ɐ ʎnq ı ǝɯıʇ ʇsɐן ǝɥʇ sı sıɥʇ Feb 23, 2009

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Roxanne a duck was about to cross the road when a chicken came running up and said... don't do it man ... you will never here the end of it! Jul 23, 2009

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Kristin does anyone realize that the mayans are all dead? they should have predicted their doom long before 2012 Nov 16, 2009

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Adrian is proud of himself. He finished a jigsaw puzzle in 1 month and the box said 2-4 year... Nov 3, 2009

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Roxanne dreams of a better world...where chickens can cross the road without having their motives questioned :0) Mar 12, 2009

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Name Hey baby, wanna come over to myspace so i can twitter ur yahoo til u google all over my facebook? Aug 28, 2009

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Shannon is a Raggedy Ann in a world full of Barbies! Jul 18, 2009

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Krystyna has CDO. It's like OCD, except the letters are in alphabetical order...like they should be. Jun 15, 2009

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Gunther ˙·•●Ƹ̵̡Ӝ̵̨̄Ʒ Sep 23, 2009

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Jeff says all those who believe in psychokinesis raise my hand. Mar 27, 2009

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Lindsey If pro is opposite of con, then what is the opposite of progress? Apr 18, 2009

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Liam ♬ ♫ ♪ ılıll|̲̅̅●̲̅̅|̲̅̅=̲̅̅|̲̅̅●̲̅̅|llılı ♪ ♫ ♬ Sep 9, 2009

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Sarah Sometimes I just want to run up to a stranger on the street and say "YOU'RE IT!!" and then run away. Nov 11, 2009

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