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Dianne Me, fail english? UNPOSSIBLE! Jul 19, 2009

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Ajay ▐▄♥ѷEs ▄█▀ ▀█▀ ▄▀▄ ▀█▀ █▄█ ▄█▀ ▐Ҝ ΐ ₦ ₲ 【ツ】 !!! Nov 11, 2009

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Ajay wants STATUS KING to seriously think about "one status per person per contest". Give every body a fair chance. ᵜᴥᵜᴥᵜ Nov 18, 2009

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Arnie says Dyslexics are teople poo Nov 3, 2009

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Darnell is Hey baby, wanna come over to myspace and twitter my yahoo 'till I google all over your facebook? Jul 30, 2009

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Kalee wonders why there are there are 45 statuses by the same person in the top 50... it's JUST a T-shirt guy... May 18, 2009

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Sean is amazed by the number of people who love him on Status King. May 11, 2009

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Nathan says "the possibility of successfully winning at Status King is approximately 3720 to 1!" Sep 2, 2009

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Kristin is a Status King and has the shirt to prove it Apr 8, 2009

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Sean has figured out that the people he votes down the most end up winning. Apr 11, 2009

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Sean wonders how much money Status King has made selling $18 t-shirts that cost less than $5 to make... Apr 8, 2009

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Chris is nuttier than a squirrels turd Nov 11, 2009

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Jordan says who do you think will be the next Status King? Comment to tell why. Mar 30, 2009

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Peter is not clever enough to win at Status King. Mar 8, 2009

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Prim is reading the best book in the world: Facebook. Nov 5, 2009

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Dan wonders if the Status King has a Status Queen. Oct 23, 2009

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James is wearing his status. What are you doing right now? Oct 14, 2009

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Candace is hidng under your bed Sep 20, 2009

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Nipun has entered on the status king just so that he can copy all those cool status to his wall and maybe get a free T-shirt :D Aug 29, 2009

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Christopher bought Status King T-shirt, wearing it right now. Aug 16, 2009

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Dianne wonders how come the shampoo label says "for dry hair", and yet she still has to rinse her hair to make the shampoo lather >. Jul 20, 2009

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Sean can't figure out why the same Facebook statuses end up on top. Apr 14, 2009

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Look at me! I'm the Facebook Status King! Apr 8, 2009

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If adult statuses don't count in the Status King contest, then why bother to mention them at all??? May 19, 2009

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Sean has yet to see a Facebook status that impressed him. May 22, 2009

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AHA! Status King finally got smart and limited the number of votes. May 15, 2009

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