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Which mathematical function are you?
A test that determines which mathematical function best matches your personality.
1.
What is your favorite thing to do after a hard day at work?
I have no set favorites. I like to do a different thing every day!
I like to tear the wings off flies and experiment with them.
I like to have dinner with my good friends.
My work is not separate from my life: It is my passion, my calling, and my love.
Go home, relax, and enjoy my wonderful family.
Party until I drop! Then party some more! Woo-hoo!!!
I work until I fall asleep, then start again. My career is my life.
2.
When you feel sad, you like to...
I get over it. There's no point in wallowing in depression.
Eat comfort food. Mmm... Mac & Cheese!
Go for a long walk in the woods, contemplating nature.
Talk to someone I trust.
Mock the homeless. I feel better knowing there are others less fortunate than I.
Light black candles and chant along with my recording of Tibetan monks.
Delve deep into an abstract book about quantum reality.
3.
If you could be anyone in the world, you would be...
Someone very rich and very powerful.
A really clever serial killer!
Me. Really, I'm just happy being me.
A modern-day Albert Einstein
The Fifteenth Dalai Lama
Brangelina
Andy Warhol or Sylvia Plath.
4.
If you were a tree, what kind would you be?
A weeping willow tree.
An oak tree.
An apple tree.
A saguaro. I don't care if it's not "technically" a tree.
What the hell kind of question is that, Barbara?
A cheery tree. Such lovely blossoms.
A boojum tree.
5.
What is your favorite kind of weather?
A gentle rain.
Bright sunshine all the time, baby! Get me a tan!
Partly cloudy.
A sunny day and a warm night.
Mysterious night fog.
Baseball-sized hail with flaming meteorites.
Thunderstorms.
6.
Your least favorite person in the world is...
People who drive too slowly in the fast lane.
It used to be George Bush, but now it's probably just my boss.
I love everyone.
Define "in the world," please.
The MAN.
My secretary. She can't do anything right.
my mother.
7.
What is your favorite kind of food?
Pork chops, like my mother used to make.
The perfect cup of lotus tea.
Pizza.
Venison carpaccio with an aubergine-yuzu vinaigrette
A nice, juicy steak, very rare. Just knock the horns off it.
A rabbit I hunted down and killed with my bare hands.
A burrito with lots of habaneros! The hotter the better!
8.
What is your favorite time of day?
The time I spend with the person I love.
The dead of night.
Sunset.
I am experimenting with a 25-hour cycle to match my natural circadian rhythms.
When I get off work.
Closing time.
Morning coffee! Rise and shine!
9.
Where do you like to sit in a movie theater?
The middle seat of the middle row.
I don't really care because I often "watch" with my eyes closed, just soaking in the music and ambiance.
Right up front, as close to the screen as I can get. Bring it on.
In the back of the theater, with someone really cute--and I don't care which movie!
It doesn't matter because I really like to be the only person in the theater. I select films and showtimes accordingly.
Oh, I'm not picky. I should probably get out more often!
I optimize my seat based on the layout and acoustics of the specific theater.
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