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What kind of stupid Facebook quiz are you?
This quiz will tell you what kind of annoying, useless Facebook quiz applies to you.
1.
When I see yet another random quiz on my front page, I...
want to chew my own tongue off.
read my friend's response thoroughly, then do the quiz myself, then punch my own genitals until lunchtime.
jump up and down in excitement, startling the other mental patients around me.
somehow feel nostalgic for MySpace, even though it sucked.
immediately delete it, then take a cold shower.
2.
When Facebook redesigned the front page, I...
took an extra happy pill that day, so I wouldn't murder someone.
immediately wrote a letter to the blind, ADD suffering teenager that designed it, thanking him.
didn't care at all. My stalking of girls that barely know me continued unabated.
wondered where Twitter's periwinkle blue background had gone.
loved it! Then I wiped the drool off my keyboard and went back to playing with my blocks.
3.
When people update their status with cute little love messages about their spouse, I...
respond with a snarky comment, then right back to Cheetos.
thank god I'm an obese spam writer that doesn't have to worry about relationships.
vomit.
die a little inside. And vow that someone else will die a LOT on the OUTSIDE.
remove said friend AND their spouse from my list. Then cry.
4.
I look at my friends' pictures in order to...
see if they have any pictures of myself I can crop if they're ugly.
see if they have any pictures of myself I can tag myself in if they're hot.
touch myself.
find information to help my stalking, or as I call it, "creative following".
avoid my soul-crushing hell job.
5.
"Facebook Quizzes" are to "Interesting" as...
"Drying Paint" are to "Interesting"
"Rush Limbaugh" is to "Hurdles"
"Badgers" are to "Cuddly"
"Blue Cheese" is to "Tasty"
"Scientology" is to "Logical"
6.
Seriously, just pick a number.
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6
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2
3
7.
What is the hardest word for you to type properly on Facebook?
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