| 1. |
Q |
—fibinse
chitty chitty gang bang
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| 2. |
A |
—Luke
Why yes I do.
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| 3. |
Q |
—Mori
Do I understand this game?
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| 4. |
A |
—Khaj
Never ever
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| 5. |
Q |
—Edward
When do you spit into the wind?
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| 6. |
A |
—Andre
When urinating isn't an option.
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| 7. |
Q |
—Edward
During the Queen's coronation?
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| 8. |
A |
—Hasan
During the funeral, obviously.
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| 9. |
Q |
—Astrus
When do you make a move on your dead friend's wife?
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| 10. |
A |
—Tom
After turning his killer in to the police.
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| 11. |
Q |
—Hasan
When is the Ghost of Charles going to get to heaven and get those babes he was waiting for?
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| 12. |
A |
—OreWaUsopp
Never, for you see, he will never get to heaven; that hairstyle is one of the unforgivable sins.
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| 13. |
Q |
—Hasan
Will MacGyver get into heaven?
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| 14. |
A |
—Tom
He'll get into hell first, and then break out and get into heaven. Using only the souls of the damned as tools.
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| 15. |
Q |
—Hasan
He was able to do anything, what would he do with damned souls?
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| 16. |
A |
—Hyli
Feed them to his 47599038 headed dog Chickenteeth
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| 17. |
Q |
—Tom
What shall we do with a drunken sailor who runs his own Ripley's Believe It Or Not museum?
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| 18. |
A |
—Shimon
Put him in the perpetual motion machine till he's sober.
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| 19. |
Q |
—Bond, James Bond
Run it by fact checkers anonymous
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| 20. |
A |
—Bond, James Bond
Run it by fact checkers anonymous
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