| 1. |
Q |
—Shimon Rura
Why am I in this forest, and what happened to my pants?
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| 2. |
A |
—kelley
the darma iniative is to blame
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| 3. |
Q |
—Shimon Rura
What's that acrid smell?
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| 4. |
A |
—kelley
an acrid banana
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| 5. |
Q |
—Nicole Giese
What did MacGuyver use to open the locked safe?
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| 6. |
A |
—Shimon Rura
The combination. (He's gotten kinda old.)
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| 7. |
Q |
—Nicole Giese
Where does Emeril always go wrong with his recipes?
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| 8. |
A |
—Shimon Rura
Too much BAM... 8 metric BAMloads per roll is just too much.
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| 9. |
Q |
—kelley
Why did emeril retire?
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| 10. |
A |
—Shimon Rura
With food prices so high, the Food Network has had to cut back.
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