For Sale:

1996 Jeep Cherokee, 163k miles, Auto/4WD, Great winter vehicle for $2,000.

You would

yea.. its gotta be done.

why dont you just give it to me out of love because were POD mates for life?? <3

so it can last a week before having no front end? i don't think sooooooo.

what are you talking abouttttt??! haha

haha, well.. should i ask you to list the fates of your last few cars? and maybe the time you almost totalled the red jetta into my rear end right in front of my house as i was pullin' into my driveway.. just to name a few.

ok ive crashed ONE car and it is the only crash ive ever been in. the first jetta just up and died had no reverse and all kindsa crazy shit. the neon i had KENNY smashed. and then a bush ate my red jetta. and you are just generally always in my way lol i think i nearly hit you at least twice. cuz there was that one time i was all excited i got a pink lighter and then pulled outta the gas station and nearly collided with you and then again with the whole driveway thing.

How much do you want for it? I'm thinking monster project.

i'm looking for 2grand big guy, i know with that sweet military salary you won't have any trouble with that..

i'm always willing to negotiate. throw in some pokemom cards and pogs and we can work something out.

and what do you mean by monster project? lift, mud tires etc.?

no like chainsaw slots, window chain link, to keep zambies out. think mad max/dawn of thje dead

HAHAHA. okay problem is i'm imagining you saying this with a straight face and meaning it. you interested or just yankin' my nuts? raptor jesus doesn't like fairy tales.

i mean it dude like "THUNDER CUNT" spraypainted on the side and zombie spikes on a welded on 1.5" pipe grill guard.

.. only if i can be involved on this project.

abso. just i wont actually be home for good for a while so i might have to go on leave a lot

hahhaha.. Commander, I need a months leave.. the Zombie population in downtown New Haven needs the kinda love only a Pinto can give.

LMAO! Thats status material right there

thats why iamwhatiam. anyway, its not my green jeep in case you're wondering. its a black cherokee that actually has power features unlike my fred flintstone do-it-yourself mobile.

lol you mean the one you killed? Well I'm down for whatever. I just need to learn to weld.

hahaha.. don't you pick up any USEFUL skills in the military.. if they haven't taught you to weld yet what the fuck are you still sticking around for? it can't be the chicks in everything-but-the-eyes towels.

Nah, its the tax free beer and free STD checks that keep me around, plus occasionally getting to legally beat people up.

you forgot packing some SEERIUZ HEET and a shiny badge

Jea well, fringe benefits.

FACT. anyway, when are you coming home? thanksgiving?

I'm trying for December/January time.

well thats quite alright.. you can go ahead and send a check and i'll wrap the jeep in a bow and throw it in your driveway to rot for 3 months. with love.

its gonna need to look older to blend in, otherwise newer more.. perceptive zombies will never be fooled.

yeah im hoping for dawn of the dead zombies. if we get 28 days later zombies it is gonna suck.

me? no chance. you? even after bootcamp and getting all "in shape?" no chance.

and with our luck we'll get to a mile outside of the safe-town and get zombie blood dripped in our tear duct.. what a thrill.

Nah, we'd make it out to town and fucking wreck into a gas station or something.