Steve Dow

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For Sale:

2001 XCR 800 from Planet Kickass for CAD $3,600.

Why? Because i can
Price: CAD $3,600
Category: Vehicles : Power Sports
Posted: 4 weeks ago in Barrie, ON
Description: OK, let me start off by saying this Sled is only available for purchase by the manliest of men (or women). My friend, if it was possible for a Snowmobile to sprout chest hair and a five o'clock shadow, this Borum Snowmobile would look like Tom Selleck. It is just that manly.

It was never intended to drive to the mall so you can pick up that adorable shirt at Abercrombie & Fitch that you had your eye on. It wasn't meant to transport you to yoga class or Linens & Things. No, that's what your Prius is for. If that's the kind of Sled you're looking for, then just do us all a favor and stop reading right now. I mean it. Just stop.

This Sled was engineered by 3rd degree ninja super-warriors in the highest mountains of Japan to serve the needs of the man that cheats death on a daily basis. They didn't even consider superfluous nancy boy amenities like navigation systems (real men don't get lost), heated leather seats (a real man doesn't let anything warm his butt), or On Star (real men don't even know what the hell On Star is).

No, this brute comes with the things us testosterone-fueled super action junkies need. It has a 800CC engine to outrun the snow Nazis. It's got special blood/gore resistant upholstery. It even has a first-aid kit in the back. You know what the first aid kit has in it? A pint of whiskey, a stitch-your-own-wound kit and a hunk of leather to bite down on when you're operating on yourself. The Borum Full of bad ass also has an automatic transmission so if you're being chased by Libyan terrorists, you'll still be able to shoot your machine gun and drive at the same time. It's saved my bacon more than once.

It has a tow hitch to pull your 50 caliber anti-Taliban, self cooling machine gun. I also just put in a new windshield to replace the one that got shot out by 'The Man'.

My price on this bad boy is an incredibly low $3,600.00 but I'll entertain reasonable offers. And by reasonable, I mean don't walk up and tell me you'll give me $2,000 for it. That's liable to earn you a Burmese-roundhouse-sphincter-kick with a follow up three fingered eye-jab. Would it hurt? Hell yeah. Let's just say you won't be the prettiest guy at the Coldplay concert anymore.

There's only a few miles on this 800CC TRIPLE/TRIPLE hellcat from Planet Kickass. Trust me, it will outlive you and the offspring that will carry your name. It will live on as a monument to your machismo.

Now, go look in the mirror and tell me what you see. If it's a rugged, no holds barred, super brute he-man macho Chuck Norris stunt double, then contact me. I might be out hang-gliding or BASE jumping or just chilling with my ladie, but I'll get back to you. And when I do, we'll talk about a price over a nice glass of Schmidt while we listen to Johnny Cash.
Call me 705 706 2839 Steve, you can also call me handsome, OR Super Cool , but
This SLED must go.
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Brandon Allan

Brandon Allan commentedat 08:17 AM on October 29, 2009

This thing should sell on the description alone
Scott Gibson

Scott Gibson commentedat 01:51 PM on November 7, 2009

funny description man lol

A Facebook user commentedat 09:10 AM on November 23, 2009

Did you pick this up at a James Bond auction?
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