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Steven Perkins

Steven Perkins

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For Sale:

2001 Honda CBR 929 for $4,000.

Price: $4,000
Category: Vehicles : Motorcycles
Posted: 4 weeks ago in Greensboro, NC
Make: Honda
Model: CBR
Description: Edit: Just lowered the price to $4000 to see if I can sell it soon. This is non-negotiable and temporary. If I don't sell it soon I'm just going to be patient until next season.

I have a 2001 Honda CBR 929 for sale. Clean title in hand ready to sign over. You should buy this bike immediately. I'm serious. Why? I'm gonna tell you why. I'm gonna tell you why right now. Trunk space. Yeah that's right. You thought I was gonna ramble on about exhaust and extras? Fuck that, you don't need that crap.

You are halfway through a long ride. You pull into a gas station thinking "Damn I'm thirsty; I wish I could bring a water with me." But you are on sport bike, you can't carry a damn thing. How is that Jardine Exhaust gonna help you now? Sure you might sound badass, but you are still thirsty. But with this bike you have trunk space, and you can throw some water in there and hit the road.

Maybe you have some illicit goods you need to carry to a party. That Power Commander 3 and K&N air filter aren't gonna help you out if you get pulled. All they'll get you is a speeding ticket and a pissed off officer. But with trunk space you can keep your goods there. Who has ever heard of someone searching a motorcycle? Nobody searches a sport bike. They would look like an idiot asking to search a sport bike; you can't carry anything. But with this bike you can, cause you have trunk space, and nobody will suspect a thing.

What if you are out riding with your buddies and your girlfriend wants you to pick something up. She's impatient, she's pissed off, and she wants it now. On any other sport bike you'd be screwed. You'd have to tell her "I'm sorry baby but I'm out riding" before you go home by yourself and curse your bike for cock blocking you. But not on this bike. Cause you have trunk space. You pick up what she needs, put that junk in the trunk, and you are good to go. Everyone else might think you are smiling because of how sweet your bike looks going down the road. But you're smiling cause your trunk space is gonna help you get laid.

Seriously though. I put a few thousand miles on this bike this past summer, runs great, never had any problems. Great condition, couple minor cosmetic scratches/cracks but that's it.

22k miles
Frame sliders
Power commander 3
K&N air filter
Jardine Exhaust
Passes NC inspection
Trunk space
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Comments and Shouts
John Aull

John Aull shared this listing at 10:51 AM on October 22, 2009

Awesome deal!
Jamal Hasnat

Jamal Hasnat commentedat 10:54 PM on November 17, 2009

Great Ad, made me laugh!
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