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“ This song is just six words long / This song is just six words long / This song is just six words... ”
“ Uh huh ... extra cheese / Uh huh, uh huh ... save a piece for me / Pizza party at your... ”
“ You can torture me / With Donnie & Marie / You can play some Barry... ”
“ Potato skins, potato cakes / Hash browns, and instant flakes / Baked or boiled or french... ”
“ Way back when I was just a little bitty boy living in a box under the stairs in the corner of the... ”
“ Here she comes now, wants her alimony / Bleedin' me dry as a bony... ”
“ Medley arranged by "Weird Al" Yankovic / ["Loser" by Beck] / Soy un perdidor / I'm a loser... ”
“ Cut my life into pieces / This is my last resort / Suffocation, no... ”
“ They showed up on my doorstep just a couple weeks ago / They looked so sweet and... ”
“ You know my baby likes burping / You know my baby's kinda nauseating /... ”
“ Sometimes I feel / Like I need a vacation / Sometimes I feel / Like I wanna go / To the city of... ”
“ Now, you won't find me braggin' / 'Bout my big green station... ”
“ I, man, am regal - a German am I / Never odd or even / If I had a hi-fi / Madam, I'm... ”
“ Is this the real life / Is this just fantasy / Caught in a landslide / No escape from... ”
“ Get your program running / Head out to the center / Terminals are... ”
“ I used to think my life was so empty / I used to think life was passin' me... ”
“ Don't wanna be a Canadian idiot / Don't wanna be some beer swillin' hockey nut... ”
“ Listen to the Muzak / Hearin' people scream / Sittin' in the waiting room / Readin' crappy... ”
“ Cheerios, Apple Jacks, Cheerios / Did you know Froot Loops fit in your... ”
“ When we were young, Bernie's Deli was down the block / (Ooh ooh ooh ooh) / He made a great liver... ”
“ It's Christmas at Ground Zero / There's music in the... ”
“ Jillian was her name / She was sweeter than aspartame / Her kisses reconfigured my DNA... ”
“ Look / If you had / One shot / To sit on your lazy butt / And watch all the TV you ever... ”
“ Well, woke up this morning / With a Big Mac in my hand / What fries, whose... ”
“ Put down your chainsaw and listen to me / It's time for us to join in the... ”
“ One, two, a-one, two, three, four / Well I, can't go to the park / I can't go to... ”
“ I know that you / Don't know me very well / We've barely met / But I can surely tell... ”
“ Once in a while / Maybe you will feel the urge. / To break into national copyright... ”
“ Eew! Don't touch that! / [Regular voice] / Oooh! Don't touch that / You don't know where it's been... ”
“ In the year of 1970 / Underneath the old smogberry tree / First was heard a man that we all... ”
“ Yeah / A used ... pink bathrobe / A rare ... mint snowglobe / A Smurf ... TV tray / I bought on... ”
“ I was driving on the freeway in the fast lane / With a rabid wolverine in my... ”
“ How about making a run for the border / How about me deserving a break... ”
“ Your butt is wide, well mine is too / Just watch your mouth or I'll sit on... ”
“ Fatter, fatter / Shake 'n Bake, fatter / Shake 'n Bake, fatter / Fatter / Corndogs, pizza, Coca... ”
“ Oy / Oy / Down on the street they got bagels / And there's a sale on cream cheese and... ”
“ I had a pizza, / Covered with cheese. / I wrapped it all up in aluminum... ”
“ Woah, 'cause he's my doctor, doctor, / And his name is Bernie, Bernie. / Oh, doctor... ”
“ The first steak I ordered, / It wasn't very hot. / I had to send it back, / Let 'em have one more... ”
“ Burger King! / What's the price for fries? / I'll take the jumbo... ”
“ Hey! Oooh! Oh! / One rule you all should obey: / Eat from the four basic food groups... ”
“ I know to keep a woman satisfied. / When I whip out my Diner's Card their eyes get so... ”
“ Fat and weak, what a disgrace. / Guess the champ got too... ”
“ I hear those ice cream bells and I start to drool. / Keep a couple quarts in my locker at... ”
“ Oh, oh, here she comes. / Boy, she likes that processed meat. / Oh, oh, here she... ”
“ Baby, when we go to parties, / I drink a buncha beer. / Then my tummy starts... ”
“ Avocado, / What makes you think you're so holy? / You're gonna be guacamole before too... ”
“ Wanna whole lotta lunch! / Wanna whole lotta lunch! / Wanna whole lotta... ”
“ Goin' to the market now, market now. / I'm the city's biggest bologna... ”
“ Late at night, you're hungry / You're craving some pizza / Let me be the one that you... ”
“ [Announcer:] Next week on U62... / [Announcer:] He's back / [Announcer:] And this... ”
“ Gee, I'm a nerd / Seen each Star Trek eighty times / Memorized each word / Home alone / On Friday... ”
“ I woke up this morning / Then I went back to bed / Said I woke up this... ”
“ I'm not the brightest crayon in the box / Everyone says I'm dumber than a bag of... ”
“ George, George, George of the jungle / Strong as he can be / Ahhh / Watch out for that... ”
“ Sometimes I really want to be alone / But that's one state I'm never... ”
“ Some girls like to buy new shoes / And others like drivin' trucks and wearing... ”
“ Oh some times I think back to when I was younger / Life was so much simpler... ”
“ Gotta boogie / Gotta boogie / Gotta boogie / Gotta boogie / Gotta boogie (gotta... ”
“ Well, I think you're obnoxious / And I think that you stink / I think you're a... ”
“ I do not like Green Eggs and Ham / I do not like them / Sam, I am / I do not like them here or... ”
“ Gump sat alone on a bench in the park / "My name is Forrest," he'd casually... ”
“ Happy birthday / Happy birthday to you / Happy birthday / Happy birthday to... ”
“ [sound effects from tools] / Nothin' ever (ever) happens in this... ”
“ Oh, Harvey, Harvey / Harvey the Wonder Hamster / He doesn't bite and he doesn't... ”
“ Once, there was this kid who / Took a trip to Singapore and brought along his spray... ”
“ When I was a little boy / (When I was just a boy) / And my mother would call my... ”
“ Hi, this is "Weird Al" Yankovic, and I'd just like to take this opportunity to... ”
“ I can't watch this. I can't watch this / I can't watch this. I can't watch... ”
“ I hear those ice cream bells and I start to drool / Keep a couple quarts in my locker at... ”
“ Say, do you remember that guy Larry next door / Well, he always was the neighborhood... ”
“ Isn't it strange / Feels like I'm lookin' in the mirror / What would people... ”
“ Woh oh / I want a new duck / One that won't try to bite / One that won't chew a hole in my... ”
“ When I said that I'd be faithful / When I promised I'd be true / When I swore that I could... ”
“ So you got dry rot and your water pressure's... ”
“ I sued Taco Bell / 'Cause I ate half a million Chalupas / And I got fat! / I sued Panasonic... ”
“ You tell a joke and forget the punchline / Why you always wastin' my... ”
“ If I could make love to a bottle / The first thing that I'd like to... ”
“ Met this fine young thing / At the local Circle K / We made a date for a half past... ”
“ It's all about the Pentiums, baby / Uhh, uh-huh, yeah / Uhh, uh-huh... ”
“ What's the matter with the songs he's singin' / Can't you tell that they're pretty... ”
“ It's been one week since we got to see / Cheatin' lovers and cousins that... ”
“ I recall the time they found those fossilized mosquitoes / And before long, they were cloning... ”
“ [telephone dialing] / Just eat it, eat it / Get yourself an egg and beat... ”
“ There's a sale on our gabardine suits today. / They're all thirty percent off from... ”
“ La-la-la-la-lasagna / You want-a some-a lasagna magnifico / Or a-maybe... ”
“ You gotta keep 'em separated / You like the latest fashions / You'd like to keep 'em... ”
“ Wearin' old T-shirts and grubby jeans / People say I look kinda... ”
“ Let me be your hog / Let me be your hog, now (snort, snort) / I said baby baby baby baby... ”
“ I finally made it through med school / Somehow I made it through / I'm just an... ”
“ There's something weird in the fridge today / I don't know what it is / Food I can't... ”
“ All I do is / Grunt and Groan / Hurts me to walk anywhere / Went to see my physician / Dr... ”
“ Some bread, you can get bargain-priced / And every loaf you buy begins with a singular... ”
“ Me-he-he-helanie / What can the problem be / Sweet Me-he-he-he-helanie / Why won't you go out with... ”
“ I was waiting in the express lane with my twelve items or... ”
“ Beverly / Beverly Hillbillies / Huh, now lookie here people / Listen to my... ”
“ I visit Mr. Frump in the hospital / I see him most every... ”
“ Oh, my baby, my baby she don't want me no more / Ever since she saw his poster in that record... ”
“ Ooh, my little hungry one, hungry one / Open up a package of my... ”
“ Well, I stare at myself in the mirror / When I wake up every... ”
“ Oh, I've really got those ozone layer blues / From my elbow down to my... ”
“ Peter Parker was pitiful / Couldn't have been any shyer / Mary Jane still wouldn't notice... ”
“ [constant "doo wop"s in the background throughout the song] /... ”
“ (one, two, thray, four) / (one, two [nasal hocking sound]) / I used to be a pinball... ”
“ Oooh oooh oooh ee-oooh oooh oooh / Ahh ahh ahh ahh ahh ahh-oooh oooh / Oooooh... ”
“ Finger food and an ice cold keg / It won't cost you an arm and a... ”
“ Mom and dad are goin' out for the evening / And you're stuck inside the house all... ”
“ Everywhere, I see them there / I stop and stare at patterns / I don't care, I must... ”
“ Rock the cradle of love. Rock the cradle of love / Yes, the cradle of... ”
“ Krabby, Snubbull, Venonat / Mankey, Chansey and Zubat / Slowking, Ditto, Butterfree / Lugia and... ”
“ [Chicken Dance] / Let's get it started (ha) / Let's get it started in here... ”
“ Lyrics: / Veren zol fun dir a blintsa / (How ya doin' Bernie?) Oy vey, oy... ”
“ Veren zol fun dir a blintsa / (How ya doin' Bernie?) Oy vey, oy... ”
“ [R:] Hey Lucy, I'm home / [L:] Oh Ricky, you're so fine / [L:] You're so fine you blow my... ”
“ Is it on? Okay / 1, 2, 1, 2, 5, 6 / Let me tell you 'bout the school... ”
“ Now, let me tell you 'bout the school cafeteria / It's got all the others... ”
“ Where'd you learn how to steer / You do eighty in second gear / When you drive, I can't... ”
“ When we first met she seemed perfectly normal / I never dreamed she'd make my life so... ”
“ Since you've been gone / Well, I feel like I've been chewing on tinfoil / Since you've been... ”
“ Things just haven't been the same / Since the flying saucer came / Now the aliens are on the... ”
“ What is this song all about? / Can't figure any lyrics out / How do the words to it... ”
“ I'm never satisfied with three meals a day / While the world is sleeping I'll be munching... ”
“ Sometimes you feel like a nut / Sometimes you don't / Peter Paul Almond Joy's got... ”
“ [Announcer:] There's just one place to go for all of your spatula... ”
“ Doctor, every night I have the strangest dreams / Doctor, listen to me, tell me what this... ”
“ My whole family / Loves "Three's Company" / See the reruns constantly / There on my... ”
“ Taco... grande. Taco... grande / Yo quiero chimichangas y chile... ”
“ I'd like to do some more songs about buildings and... ”
“ I dated Siamese twins / I slept with Bigfoot, too / Get me on Sally Jesse / Put me on... ”
“ You did a really rotten thing / And let Scout take all the blame / You wrecked his... ”
“ Well, I had two weeks of vacation time... ”
“ If I could stick my hand in my heart / Spill it all over the stage / Would it satisfy... ”
“ Down in the workshop all the elves were makin'... ”
“ Down in the workshop all the elves were makin'... ”
“ A long, long time ago / In a galaxy far away / Naboo was under an... ”
“ Oh, this is a story 'bout a guy named Al / And he lived in a sewer with his hamster... ”
“ The white stuff, The white stuff / The first one was a sweet one / Second one was a... ”
“ I eat filet mignon seven times a day / My bathtub's filled with Perrier / What can I... ”
“ Carbon monoxide / Making me choke / No A.C. / And the radio's broke / Cars backed up / Far as you can... ”
“ Seven O'Clock in the evening / Watchin somethin' stupid on TV / I'm zoned out on the sofa... ”
“ It's rotten / So rotten here / So rotten / Oh / It was like, the last day before trash... ”
“ I'm drivin' a truck / Drivin' a big ol' truck / Pedal to the metal, hope I don't run out of... ”
“ Yeah / Well, Well, Milton Bradley's got a def one / It's a Twister (Twister, Twister... ”
“ Put down your remote control / Throw out your TV Guide / Put away your... ”
“ My life, it used to be incomplete / 'Till I saw what I was looking for at a drive-in swap... ”
“ Hey, everyone, listen up, your attention if you please / We wanna give you a... ”
“ It took a lifetime, but I finally found / The perfect waffle... ”
“ I don't have a library card / But do you mind if I check you... ”
“ Had ourselves a little barbeque / Corn on the cob and mashed potatoes... ”
“ Faces filled with joy and cheer / What a magical time of year / Howdy Ho! It's Weasel Stomping Day... ”
“ Let me tell you sonny... let me tell you straight / You kids today ain't never had it... ”
“ They see me mowin' / My front lawn / I know they're all thinking / I'm so white 'n'... ”
“ I was watching my TV one night when they broke in with a special... ”
“ Well, I bought up. / Brought windows home, / and d'cided to boot it up. / But when I load it... ”
“ It was just the other day / When we went to Joe's Cafe / Just to order up a couple steaks to... ”
“ I met him in a swamp down in Dagobah / Where it bubbles all the time like a giant carbonated... ”
“ da din din da / da din din da / na tin tin na / da din din da / da din din da / da din din da / na tin tin... ”
“ We've been together for so very long / But now things are changing, oh I wonder what's... ”
“ You don't take your showers / You don't use Ban Roll On / Please don't come near me... ”
“ You make me wanna slam my head against the wall / You make me do the... ”
“ We're dangerous dudes, we got bad attitudes / Most of our brain cells are... ”
“ Aquarius / There's travel in your future when your tongue freezes to the back of a speeding... ”