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“ I'm Americanized. 9 (nine) tons o' / crack a day. It's up my butt, the... ”
“ Yes this Arctic wasteland was once a paradise / But soon we sickened of it because it was too... ”
“ Dead.. / Baby Dick Fuck / Baby Dick Fuck / Take your fat tongue! / And curl it into a... ”
“ Babyraper, sperm creator / Hulking, brutish masturbator / Babyraper... ”
“ Babyraper, sperm creator / Hulking, brutish masturbator / Babyraper... ”
“ Billy was and orphan, / Tommy was a whore / Poe got drunk in... ”
“ BILLY BAD ASS / LITTLE BILLY BAD ASS / Cause I'm bad - Billy Bad / Bad Bad Billy - Little Billy... ”
“ At home we're bored / Just got off another shitty tour / Moat filled with flaming pus... ”
“ Piles of burnt corpses, we're / turning the screws--Turn 'em... ”
“ Hiroshima, A shadow burned in time / Nagasaki, naked baby melts... ”
“ Everybody needs somebody to abuse. Every / body needs alotta stuff to eat... ”
“ [Sang by Beefcake, Only on CD version] / Frozen it time. / We watched as you... ”
“ The egg was spawned in our mutation pit / In the bowels of your / Earth it was... ”
“ Everything that ever was, and all that there will ever... ”
“ Death Pod comes from the sky - it does / Through the space, through the... ”
“ Dirty, filthy, dirty, filthy, filthy, filthy, dirty, filthy, / dirty, filthy, filthy... ”
“ Hush my baby, / Don't cry tonight / My ears are sick of that sound / I've been... ”
“ [Sang by Beefcake The Mighty] / I see you coming a mile away I will not listen to a word you... ”
“ ENDLESS... / APOCALYPSE... / ENDLESS... ENDLESS... / APOCALYPSE... / There wasn't any... ”
“ GWAR, the once mighty / Scumdogs of the Universe wallow in the filth that their lives have... ”
“ [Sang by Beefcake The Mighty] / [Bass by Oderus] / Cruising through town, slack-jawed tongue... ”
“ Well I been following the filthy flow / Cause filth's the only way I'll ever... ”
“ Oftimes you'll find me raving, sometimes you'll find me... ”
“ outside bombs explode / I am sitting on the commode / soon they'll reach the day-care... ”
“ Fishfuck, baby / Gonna fuck you with a fish [X2] / Gonna take a rivercarp and ram it up your... ”
“ You are my friend, friend, friend, friend / But you no know nothing... ”
“ Oh I am Fuckin' an animal / I'm fuckin' an animal / I'm holding on the horns / I'm fuckin' an... ”
“ Well I've been wearing a gilded lily / Cunningly carved in a manner... ”
“ Oh Yeah. / Oh no. / Yeah / I'm gonna kill you / I'm Gonna cut you up / I'm Gonna kill you / Gotta bust you... ”
“ Gor-Gor... Gor-Gor comes and sirens wail / Mournful drone of babbling... ”
“ Gazing through the toothy maw-- / you could not conceive what I saw-- / In my land there is no... ”
“ Can you hear the whispering wind / Over the screams of your dying... ”
“ Mommies, I've been stealing your babies I gag the brat and then maybe... / I'll suck out his... ”
“ "Horror is a face, and you must make a friend of horror... ”
“ I hate love songs and I hate lovers / I hate everything that I can't have so I hate... ”
“ Every time that I see you / I think that you're dumb / Every time that I see you / I suck on my... ”
“ When I first met you, I knew I loved you. / Now that one + one is two, I don't... ”
“ Angry / Stupid / Drunken / Violent / Angry / Stupid / Bitter / Won't be silent / I wanna be... ”
“ In her fear in her fear in her fear / You tried to walk away / How far did you... ”
“ If you look at it you'll get drunk / Frothing mass of filthy chunk / Bloodshot eye and boiling... ”
“ I was there at the cattle fair, where / lump fairies swear at glories far... ”
“ [Sang by Scroda Moon, The Toilet, Oderus Urungus, Slymenstra Hymen, and Beefcake The... ”
“ One thing that I know: / That everywhere I fucking go / People writhe with piles of... ”
“ Krak down! / Your melted essence is my tool / And I appropriate your nugget... ”
“ What's that symbol above the oven / Beaming it's malice to all that we shove... ”
“ It's falling, It's falling, It's falling on the ground, yeah / It's falling on the ground... ”
“ Vile forms of Necros lie rotting my mind / Feasting like maggots - maggots in... ”
“ You remember the lessons taught in your past? / And how old you... ”
“ [Sang by Balsac The Jaws Of Death] / You don't ever call me on the phone to say "Hell-O"... ”
“ In the name of GWAR, in the name of love / In the name of the blood dripping out of the... ”
“ Dear Oderus Urungus / Hey man, do you remember me? / I remember... ”
“ [Sang by Slymenstra] / She is the creator of life / Sacrifice my will / To give you some... ”
“ My knife if your guts, it's all come to this / My knife if your, you crumple and... ”
“ Ahhh...sweet youth / The joys of becoming a teenage... ”
“ Welcome back, is it the same? Smelly but now old and... ”
“ THEY ATTACK / THEY ATTACK / They are on a rampage / Unleashed from ancient... ”
“ Penile Drip / You gotta love it when the blisters spread all over your hands / The Penile... ”
“ They won't talk but still they say / You kill for kicks, you got bills to... ”
“ You say that you want some pepperoni I'll give you a fistful of my... ”
“ Little Flopsy flaps around. / He flaps on up and flaps on... ”
“ This is the story of poor ole tom: / He wakes, crusted in vomit / He sobs, his bowels... ”
“ I saw a friend just the other day / he didn't have too much to... ”
“ Long ago--We lay frozen deep in snow. It / was nice--suspended in the endless ice... ”
“ Into the valley we go / To bliss the witch, she sucking / Ultimate power / Life's suck zonk... ”
“ To die, perchance to sin, that's the rub / For in that sleep of sin, what, what kingdom may... ”
“ Rock and roll--Dyn-O-Mite!!!! / Party all day....Party all... ”
“ I met her at a donkey show. / She was minutes past thirteen. / Sucking on a cherry... ”
“ I at the time was a communist / Lived on a collective farm / She was a part-time... ”
“ he was a boy - he was a fine child / He had the leather boots / and the riding crop / in... ”
“ Barnyard Stomp / all the animals and you / I got a dog / I got a cat / I got a hog / I got a... ”
“ [Sang by Sexecutioner] / Sexcuse me, but what-a good is all the violence in the world... ”
“ Your socks they smell, your feet they stink, / You never take a... ”
“ I wake you up in the morning baby with a kick in the tit I treat you like shit! / You love... ”
“ [Sang by Sleazy P.] / With a battle cry go forth which is / "Give the people what they... ”
“ I have travelled many miles, and I have / wiped away many smiles. I've come... ”
“ And blundering brightly through the night / Astride the thunderous, flaming trident... ”
“ They were called Katusyhas, but we called them Stalin's Organs / 200 MM devastating... ”
“ Unsheathe the sword, call the death squad / Let loose the dogs, make me your... ”
“ I'm the walking nightmare with the microchip / brain--A megaton Bufferin to forever... ”
“ [Sang by Skulhedface] / How inquisitive, and delighting you've inquired who the hell I... ”
“ Unblinking, unseeing, trapped in your being / The issue of tissue, but that's just not the... ”
“ I'm thinking I was once a baby / Birthed deep within the Master's... ”
“ [Sang by The Morality Squad] / We're the Morality Squad Armed with the wrath of... ”
“ I'm just a person, and I've got the new plague / I'm wondering how I got this... ”
“ [Background words spoken by BalSac The Jaws Of... ”
“ I'll come to town for you / Dress up like a clown for you / Pull my pants on down for... ”
“ FOOLS, how dare you try to make a slave of me, Techno Destructo scumdog of... ”
“ Scanning the crowd. / Defiling the writhing masses. / I saw your death, / Impaled on iron... ”
“ I'm the manager with the mostest / I clear the profits from the concert... ”
“ Sun goes down, bodies on the ground. Swollen / with pus, I shall further expound. As... ”
“ [Sang by Scroda Moon] / YOU! Screwed it all up, / Ruined everything for... ”
“ My life is in a rut, I need a good / kick in the butt! My mind meets... ”
“ [Chorus:] / Vlad, Vlad, Vlad the impaler / Vlad, Vlad, He could have been a sailor but... ”
“ Churning through the bestial muck. / A cosmic forklift rules my... ”
“ In the hulking halls of hatred where the Master makes his... ”
“ I'm the fucking Whargoul, I'm the ghost of Minas Morgul / I destroyed your life, I raped your... ”
“ Welcome to your world of filth--Where / costly cash is jumbo puke. The... ”