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“ No more credit / From the liquor store / Suit is all dirty, boy / Shoes is all wore / Tired and lonely... ”
“ And all around / At the side of the grave / Stood Charlie's friends / Who could not... ”
“ Baby Snakes / Late at night is when they come out / Baby Snakes / Sure you know what I'm talkin'... ”
“ Baby take your teeth out / Try it one time / Baby take your teeth out / Try it one... ”
“ Bamboozled by love, / Oh lord, the shit done hit the fan / Bamboozled by... ”
“ Be in my video, / Darling, every night / I will rent a cage for... ”
“ Beauty knows no pain / So what you cryin' about / Girl / Beauty knows no pain / So what you cryin'... ”
“ There's a big dilemma / 'Bout my Big Leg Emma, uh-huh, oh yeah / There's a big... ”
“ Hey there, people, I'm Bobby Brown / They say I'm the cutest boy in... ”
“ Hey! Do you know what you are? / You're an asshole! / An ASSHOLE! / Some of you might not... ”
“ Brown shoes don't make it / Brown Shoes don't make it / Quit school, why fake... ”
“ I coulda swore her hair was made of rayon / She wore a Milton Bradley... ”
“ Act I / SCENE THREE / CATHOLIC GIRLS / A festive CYO party with crepe paper streamers... ”
“ Charlie's enormous mouth, well, it's awright / The girl got a very large mouth, but it's... ”
“ City of tiny lites / Don't you wanna go / Hear the tiny auto horns / When they tiny blow / Tiny... ”
“ Chop a line now. . . / Cocaine decisions . . . / You are a person with a... ”
“ Conehead.. .she ain't really dumb / She's just a Conehead.. .'tater chip crumbs / All over her... ”
“ The Mystery Man came over / An' he said: "I'm outa-site!" / He said, for a nominal service... ”
“ Act I / But one night, at the / Social Club meeting Mary didn't show... ”
“ Out in Cucamonga / Many years ago / Near a Holy Roller Church / There was once a... ”
“ FZ: "One of the things that I like best about playing in New York is... ”
“ Don't know much about dancin' / That's why I got this song / One of my legs is shorter than the... ”
“ Debra Kadabra / Say she's a witch / Shit-ass Charlotte! / Ain't that a... ”
“ Act II / SCENE TWELVE / DONG WORK FOR YUDA / CENTRAL... ”
“ Doreen. . .don't make me wait / Til tomorrow / Oh-wo-no-oh-wo... / Please... ”
“ Registered mail.. .special delivery / OH NO / You're gonna hafta sign fer this, buddy / OH... ”
“ There's a ship arriving too late / To save a drowning witch / She was swimmin'... ”
“ Whoever we are / Wherever we're from / We shoulda noticed by now / Our behavior is... ”
“ This girl is easy meat / I seen her on the street / See-thru blouse an' a tiny little... ”
“ Act I / SCENE FIVE / THE WET T-SHIRT CONTEST / After a few weeks on the bus, being porked... ”
“ Well, my dandruff is loose / An' my breath is chartreuse / I know I ain't... ”
“ Well, yeah, well, / Oh yeah, / She was a fine girl / She could get down wit de get down / All de way... ”
“ Flakes! Flakes! / Flakes! Flakes! / They don't do no good / They never be... ”
“ Baby baby why you cryin' / Feeling sorry what she said / Put down that rag, I told her... ”
“ Frogs with dirty little lips / Dirty little warts on their finger-tips / Dirty 'n green / Tiny 'n... ”
“ Hob-noblin / Wit de goblin / De Goblin Girl / From da mystery world / Hob-noblin / Wit de... ”
“ We must say good-bye / There's no need for you to cry / It's better that I tell you this... ”
“ Act III / SCENE FIFTEEN / HE USED TO CUT THE GRASS / JOE: (to himself as he walks out of... ”
“ And if these words you do not heed / Your pocket book just kinda might... ”
“ Help, I'm a rock / Help, I'm a rock / Help, I'm a rock / Help, I'm a... ”
“ Honey honey / Baby don't you want a man like me / Honey honey / Baby don't you want a man like... ”
“ Ain't got no heart / I ain't got no heart to give away / I sit and laugh at fools in... ”
“ I come from nowhere / And you should go there / Just try it for awhile / The people from... ”
“ I have been in you, baby / And you / Have been in me / And we / Have be / So intimately /... ”
“ I'm a beautiful guy / And you have just walked by / And I have gave you the... ”
“ One Two Three Four! / Feelin' sorry / Feelin' sad / So many ugly people / I feel bad / I'm so... ”
“ You took a chance / On Jumbo's love / If only she woulda / Gave you the shove / That might have sent... ”
“ We're playin' in a tent / It's payin the rent / If you pooch a civilian, / It's a major event / In... ”
“ I want a nasty little Jewish Princess / With long phony nails and a hairdo that... ”
“ Act I / SCENE TWO / JOE'S GARAGE / A boring old garage in a residential area with a... ”
“ My baby's got / Jones crushin' love / Jones crushin' love / Jones crushin' love / Well my baby's... ”
“ Jumbo, go away / Jumbo, go away / Jumbo leave me alone / Get your head off my bone / I wanna go... ”
“ Act II / SCENE THIRTEEN / KEEP IT GREASEY / JOE: / (annointing himself as he... ”
“ Love of my life, love of my life / Love of my life, I love you so / Love of my life, don't ever... ”
“ Act I / SCENE EIGHT / LUCILLE HAS MESSED MY MIND... ”
“ You-you-you-ooo / Look like a dor-r-r-k / You act like a dork / Most of the time... ”
“ Hey, they're really dancin' / They're on auto-destruct / On the floor / On the... ”
“ The Muffin Man is seated at the table / In the laboratory of the Utility... ”
“ (well, right about that time people / A fur-trapper (who was strictly from... ”
“ No not now / No not now / No not now / No not now / Maybe later / Maybe later / She say I'm... ”
“ Act I / SCENE SIX / ToAD-O LINE / Whereupon the house combo at the Brasserie drifts... ”
“ Act III / SCENE SIXTEEN / PACKARD GOOSE / JOE: (clutching the hood ornament of an ancient... ”
“ FZ: / Let's hear it for another great Italian, Conlon Nancarrow, ladies and... ”
“ Why not come over? / You'll meet my mother / You'll meet my sister / You'll like my... ”
“ The planet of my dreams / The EARTH, my EARTH / Is bulging at me seams / The EARTH, my... ”
“ Poofter's Froth, Wyoming / March Eleven Sixty-Seven / Take a letter / Miss Abetter / As our... ”
“ In today's rapidly changing world / Rock groups appear every fifteen... ”
“ Central Scrutinizer : / This is the CENTRAL SCRUTINIZER... again. Hi!...It's me... ”
“ What's the thing that they's talkin' about everywhere / SEX / When they wanna be suave 'n'... ”
“ I'm cryin' / I'm cryin' / Cryin' for Sharleena, / Can't you see / I called up all my baby's... ”
“ You're the ol' lady from the society pages / From a small town somewhere I used to... ”
“ Yes indeed, here we are! / At Saint Alfonzo's Pancake Breakfast / Where I stole the... ”
“ His name is Stevie Vai, / And he's a crazy guy / Last November, I recall, / He needed a... ”
“ Act II / SCENE TEN / STICK IT OUT / JOE: / Fick mich, du miserabler... ”
“ This is a song about the union, friends / How they fucked you over and the way they... ”
“ You say there ain't no use in livin' / It's all a waste of... ”
“ Act II / SCENE ELEVEN / SY BORG / JOE: / Sy Borg / Gimme dat, gimme dat / Sy... ”
“ She's only seventeen / She's really sort of cute / She's working in the... ”
“ It's a miserable Friday night; / I'm so lonely / And nobody'll give me a... ”
“ Tell me you love me, tell me you love me / Like I want you... ”
“ Your Ethos / Your Pathos / Your Porthos / Your Aramis / Your Brut Cologne / You're writing... ”
“ Act I / PRELUDE / Desperate nerds in high offices all over the world have been known... ”
“ The closer you are / The brighter the stars in the sky / And darling, / 1... ”
“ The dangerous kitchen / If it ain't one thing it's... ”
“ The Illinois Enema Bandit / I heard he's on the loose / I heard he's on the... ”
“ Once upon a time / It was in Albuquerque, New... ”
“ Well, / This is the story of a man who lived in... ”
“ Some take the bible / For what it's worth / When it says that the meek / Shall inherit the... ”
“ The cosmos at large / It's so very big / It's so far... ”
“ From Madam Wong's to Starwood / To the Whiskey on the... ”
“ It was the blackest night / There was no moon in sight / You know the stars ain't... ”
“ Truck driver divorce! / It's very sad / (Steel guitars Usually weepall over... ”
“ Hey! I'm only fourteen / Sickly 'n' thin / Tried all of my life / Just to grow me a... ”
“ Valley Girl / She's a Valley Girl / Valley Girl / She's a Valley Girl / Okay, fine... / Fer sure, fer... ”
“ Listen to him go! / Wait a minute; we gotta get somethin' real happenin'... ”
“ Act III / SCENE SEVENTEEN / WATERMELON IN EASTER HAY / CENTRAL... ”
“ What ever happened to all the fun in the world? / Larry's not with us any more; he went on... ”
“ I been run down / Lord, I been lied to / And I don't know why / I let that mean woman make out a... ”
“ Act I / SCENE SEVEN / WHY DOES IT HURT WHEN I... ”
“ Many well-dressed people / In several locations / Are kissing quite a bit / Later in the... ”
“ Maybe you should stay with yo' mama / She could do your laundry 'n' cook for... ”
“ Do you know what you are? / You are what you is / You is what you am / (A cow don't make... ”