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“ A is for angry, which is what you are at me / A is for adult, which is what I'll never... ”
“ You're in an all-girl band / Your futon's second hand / Your parents understand, but you don't... ”
“ How, in every visible way, you shine / As if the stars in your wake... ”
“ Am I the only one who gets to make you laugh, / Laugh until you... ”
“ Should auld acquaintance be forgot / And never brought to mind? / Should auld acquaintance be... ”
“ You left Billy with the kid / And all the selfless things you did with... ”
“ Our whole universe was in a hot dense... ”
“ Here we are again / and we're looking at each other as if each other were to... ”
“ The bravest thing I've ever done / Was to run away and hide / But not this time, not this... ”
“ I think it's getting to the point / where I can be myself again / I think it's getting to the... ”
“ You and I were meant to be / Even though you don't know me / I don't even know your... ”
“ Don't call me a zero / I'm gonna be a hero / Like Phil Esposito or the Kennedys / I'll be... ”
“ Turkey is done, reviews are mixed, / When's Mom gonna get that hearing aid... ”
“ Now that all the snow has fallen / It's crunching in below my... ”
“ You walked into the room / And the whole place stopped to... ”
“ I climb the walls of my mind just like I'm climbing on a jungle... ”
“ Crosby, Stills, Nash, and Young, Crosby / Stills, Nash, and Young, Crosby, Stills, Nash... ”
“ It's Christmastime; there's no need to be... ”
“ *featuring Michael Buble / I'm a man of reason, and they say "'Tis the season to be... ”
“ [Chorus] / Enid we never really knew each other anyway. / Enid we never really knew each other... ”
“ Learn to lose, it's easier that way / We've paid our dues, but we can't make life... ”
“ I'm so cool, too bad I'm a loser / I'm so smart, too bad I can't get anything figured... ”
“ I followed footprints in the snow, / Never knowing if I was right behind... ”
“ I have set aside everything I love / I have saved everything else for... ”
“ Well let me tell you if you're feeling alone, / Instead of whining and... ”
“ *featuring Sarah McLachlan / God rest ye merry, gentlemen, / Let nothing you... ”
“ I found my locker and I found my classes / Lost my lunch and I broke my... ”
“ You and I have been through this before / I owe you my whole life, nothing... ”
“ The streets are filled with Christmas cheer / At least it's only once a... ”
“ How Lucky are we that we have lights so we can see / Although the day is... ”
“ Oh Hanukkah, Oh, Hanukkah / Come light the menorah / Let's have a party / We'll all dance the... ”
“ [CHORUS:] / Have you seen my love? / Have you seen my love? / Have you seen my little... ”
“ This is where the helicopters came to take me away / This is where the children used to... ”
“ Hello city ... / Another night at the Palace / 'cause there is nothing else to... ”
“ Well / I have a little dreidel / I made it out of clay / And when it's dry and... ”
“ I know why I like you / It's 'cause of your haircut and your clothing / And 'cause you're... ”
“ On August first, nineteen-eighty-one / I cycled to Scott's house with a BB... ”
“ [Chorus] / I love you / And you love me / I love you / So let's make a family... ”
“ I saw three ships come sailing in, / On Christmas Day, on Christmas... ”
“ If I were you (and I wish that I were you) / All the things I'd do to make myself turn... ”
“ If I Had $1000000 (If I Had $1000000) / I'd buy you a house (I would buy you a... ”
“ She fed me strawberries / and freezer-burned ice cream / I said "Goodbye, I... ”
“ [Chorus] / I'm in the drink for love / And want to drink your love / Swimmin' a swim in the... ”
“ Someone somewhere has unglued our epoxy / And now I'm kissing you by proxy / Hope you don't... ”
“ I met you before the fall of Rome / And I begged you to let me take you... ”
“ The girl works at the store sweet Jane St. Clair / Was dazzled by her smile while I shopped... ”
“ Dashing through the snow / On a one-horse open sleigh, / Over the fields we go, / Laughing all the... ”
“ Look at my mouth, a thin painted line / Look at my limbs, bent up and bundled in... ”
“ I've informed you to leave / 'Cause I can't afford to lose more sleep / I get ill when I get... ”
“ When she was three / Her Barbies always did it on the first date / Now she's with... ”
“ A Hydro-field cuts through my neighborhood / Somehow that always just made me feel... ”
“ Hey I'm a cow, I'm curious / Hey watch me now, I'm furious / Hey I'm a cow, I'm full of... ”
“ It's a long way back home / To pack up and leave again / Together alone / You without me... ”
“ Don't the hours grow shorter as the days go by / You never get to stop and open our... ”
“ [CHORUS (x2):] / What's so maybe about / What's so maybe about / What's so maybe about... ”
“ Wiped out down the stairs / I'll bet you there's a song in... ”
“ What, am I to wake up suddenly and then / enroll at the local college, earn me a... ”
“ [CHORUS (x2):] / You can always get it right next time, next... ”
“ All around the room your things are placed / And next to you he fills the... ”
“ It's been one week since you looked at me / Cocked your head to the side and said "I'm... ”
“ It's the perfect time of year / Somewhere far away from here / I feel fine enough, I... ”
“ What does it mean to wake out of a dream and be / Wearing some else's... ”
“ Everything's a lie / We're all gonna die / Before we say goodbye, let's attack / I admit it's... ”
“ The credits roll, the camera pans / And in the mist our hero... ”
“ Woke up, I was on top of the world / There was a beautiful girl in the bed beside... ”
“ A key in the door, a step on the floor, / A note on the table, and a meal in the... ”
“ [CHORUS:] / Well you know that it's going to be alright / I think it's gonna be... ”
“ Made of snow, I don't know / How I fit in / To and fro, people go / I stand and... ”
“ One day I will build a fountain / Drink and never grow old / Then I'll market an... ”
“ In through my veins, without brains, / I involuntarily take what I need, then I... ”
“ Oh, I - I watch it all go down / Closed eyes - pretend noone's... ”
“ Maybe it would be fun / To get a new opinion / Get a little work done / And... ”
“ The phone rings, it's early, it's seven o'clock. / He says sorry I woke you, but I just had to... ”
“ When you walked in, I said with a grin / That we were just talking about... ”
“ You know he's not the kind of man who likes to see the world around... ”
“ Broke into the old apartment / This is where we used to live / Broken glass, broke and... ”
“ Who's lonely now? Which one of us is suffering? / Who's in his cups? Which one of us... ”
“ There's a spider in my room / There's a spider in my room / And then a voice above my... ”
“ A friend brought me flowers, she said they were lilacs / But I've never been good with... ”
“ I don't buy everything I read, / I haven't even read everything I've... ”
“ I never jumpted in and rescued you, / but I wanted to / I didn't tell you which way to... ”
“ Driving home to be with you / The highway's dividing, the city's in... ”
“ I left a tip, but it was never a donation / I took a trip, but it was never a... ”
“ I'm not surprised it's come to this / Sooner or later there must be another's... ”
“ She likes to sleep with the radio on / So she can dream of her favorite... ”
“ When I was born, they looked at me and said / what a good boy, what a smart boy, what a strong... ”
“ I look straight in the window, try not to look below / Pretend I'm not up here, try counting... ”
“ With life just begun, my sleeping new son / has eyes that roll back in his... ”
“ Now I lay me down not to sleep / I just get tangled in the sheets / I swim in sweat three inches... ”
“ [instrumental] / Happy birthday to you / Happy birthday to you / Happy birthday, dear... ”