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“ [Speaking through a microphone] / "Good morning students and... ”
“ Put your arms around me baby / Can't you see I need you so / Hold me close against your... ”
“ Ohhhhhhh / Back To School / Back To School / To Prove To Dad That I'm Not A... ”
“ Why don't you pick up after your done? / I'm not your slave / I'm not your mother / I'm not your... ”
“ [Moving Train] / "Next stop! Coopersville!" / [Two guys talking] / "Hey Buddy" /... ”
“ When I was a boy / There was no limit to what I could eat / Shake after shake after shake after... ”
“ [Adam:] You don't mind that I think everybody's a robot and all my conversations are being... ”
“ When I was a young man / I didn't like to dance / I was shy / I'd stand against the wall all... ”
“ Jabawokee ding dong slip slap slee / Dipstick paddywhack pee pee googalee... ”
“ [J.N.:] "I can make a bigger splash than you!" / [Jimmy:] "Oh yeah, give it a... ”
“ [Talking quietly] / [M1:] "Ms. Murphy is such a pain, man." / [M2:] "We just had a test a week... ”
“ Hey / Why'd you wake me from my nap? / I'm not in the mood / To play your games / Or sit on your lap /... ”
“ [Arsenio (Chris Rock):] / Now don't leave us hanging with just that. /... ”
“ [Billy Idol (Speaking):] Good afternoon everyone. / We're flying at 26,000 feet... ”
“ I Was Driving Around In Old Mexico, / I Got Lost And Didn't Know Which Way To... ”
“ I wanna make you smile, / whenever you're sad. / Carry you around when your arthritis is... ”
“ Yes I will go back to school and achieve victory no man will... ”
“ [Sound of crickets. Guy walks across grass] / [Joe:] "Hey pal! How ya... ”
“ [Sounds of Basketball being shot around] / [Sandler:] "Hey man, I'm joining a religious... ”
“ You don't know how / Much I need you. / While you're near me, / I don't feel blue / And when we... ”
“ Where's my Peggy Sue? / I could use a Rosalita / If there's a Long Tall Sally out... ”
“ Woke up in the morning. / Put on my new plastic glove. / Served some re-heated salsbury... ”
“ Put your arms around me babe, / Can't you see I need you so? / Hold me close against your... ”
“ [M1:] "Hey, it's great to have us all out on a road trip again this is gonna be fun" / [all... ”
“ I'm sitting in my chair watching the TV / It's not even on but there's plenty for me to... ”
“ I'm sit'n in my chair / Watching my TV / It's not even on / But theres plenty for me to... ”
“ [Phone Rings] / [Mr. Spindel picks it up] / [Mr Spindel:]... ”
“ When I'm feeling down / And feeling sad / You come around / And make me glad / I got... ”
“ Here we go / Piece of shit car / I got a piece of shit car / That fuckin' pile of... ”
“ [Silverware clicking] / [M1:] "Can you pass the beats please?" / [F1:] "Here you go" / [M1:]... ”
“ 6 What's the matter honey, are you not feeling well? / It's okay, Momma will take care of... ”
“ My mom bought you when I was just 13, / the brightest red sweatshirt I ever... ”
“ So many presents, / so little time, / Santa won't be coming around my house this... ”
“ Though I have been a fool for love / I have finally made my... ”
“ [Spoken] / Ok, I just want to warn you that when I wrote this song I was listening to... ”
“ You don't know how much I need you / While you're near me I don't feel... ”
“ - "Polychronopolous" / I'm a big fuckin' dick / I'm a pain in your ass / I drink all your... ”
“ Sun Tan Lotion, Is Good For Me / You Protect Me, Tee Hee... ”
“ Hanging with my sweet amour / She came out with a lion's... ”
“ [Richie:] "So ya doin' good?" / [Samantha:] "Ya, I'm fine, how 'bout... ”
“ "And now a cow at bat in the bottom of the 6th... ”
“ "And now, the sever beating of a high school bus driver." / [Kids getting on the... ”
“ "And now, the sever beating of a high school janitor." / [Mopping sounds] / Mop, mop... ”
“ "And now the severe beating of a high school science teacher." /... ”
“ "And now the severe beating of a high school spanish teacher." /... ”
“ "And now a buffoon's meeting with the dean of admissions at a prestigious... ”
“ "And now the buffoon's date at the drive-in with the school's... ”
“ "Okay... / This is a song that uhh.. / There's a lot of Christmas songs out there and... ”
“ Put on your yarmulke / Its time for Chanukah / So much funnaka / To celebrate... ”
“ [Sound of pom-poms] / [Cheerleader: With annoying feminine... ”
“ [Adam:] And the now the excited southerner orders a meal at his favorite /... ”
“ [Setting: A restaurant with music playing in the... ”
“ Jabawokee ding dong / Slip slap slee / Dipstick paddywhack / Pee pee googalee... ”
“ Me, I'm the Lonesome Kicker / Extra points, field goals at your... ”
“ [Line of people talking] / "Hey man, let me in there first" / -"Go ahead man, take it... ”
“ Hey Man / Let me in there first / Go ahead man, take it easy / Thanks, I really gotta Pee /... ”
“ "They wanna hear the thanksgiving song! All right.." / "This is uhh, This is the Thanksgiving... ”
“ Can You Pass The Beats Please? / Here Ya Go / Thanks / Hey Mom, Guess... ”
“ [Car approaches] / [Toll Booth Willie:] "Welcome to Worchester. Dollar twenty-five... ”
“ Hey there Mr. Leaf Blower Man / Keep it down for goodness sake / It's way too early in the... ”
“ Hey you guys, I just wanted to thank you for listening to the... ”
“ Well, I had myself a girlfrield / For almost two whole years / We had no secrets / We had no... ”