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katboy

dizzie

There once was a cat named dizzie, / That always was hizzy...
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staffroom

i went to the staffroom one day / for a nice cup of tea during play...
Jeff Hilbrecht

computers

'Tween a PC and Mac I was torn, / "Use XP and not Vista" they'd warn,...
David M Oberpriller

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Blank screen...have to call "THEM" / helpdesk...hours of hopeless mayhem...
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Oh shit!

There was a programmer named Seth, / Who muttered "oh shit" under his breath...
David Aumüller

no matter

whether these cuties are flat or tall / whether these goodies are big or sma...
Chris Meekings

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In the corner stands my PC, / It is black and sleek and shiny,...
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Now they must do as I force, / They're infected with a Trojan Horse,...
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8.00 Nick Jaegers

My Technological Conquest

Now they must do as I force, / They're infected with a Trojan Horse,...
4.00 David M Oberpriller

Oh shit!

There was a programmer named Seth, / Who muttered "oh shit" under his breath...
David Aumüller

no matter

whether these cuties are flat or tall / whether these goodies are big or sma...
Jeff Hilbrecht

computers

'Tween a PC and Mac I was torn, / "Use XP and not Vista" they'd warn,...
Chris Meekings

My PC

In the corner stands my PC, / It is black and sleek and shiny,...
David M Oberpriller

Helpless

Blank screen...have to call "THEM" / helpdesk...hours of hopeless mayhem...
katboy

staffroom

i went to the staffroom one day / for a nice cup of tea during play...
katboy

dizzie

There once was a cat named dizzie, / That always was hizzy...