Contest: Jingle Jingle

Write a Limerick about Christmas!

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There once was a man named OJ / Who broke the law not once but twice...
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Hasta La Vista

Because I don't do Christmas Rhymes / I feel that it's time to resign...
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ode to brokeback

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If you're wondering what to buy me / I'll settle for anything shiny...
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I need to buy a Christmas tree / That's tall and green and insect-free....
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A Jolly Christmas

For some, Christmas hurts the pride, / They start contemplating Suicide,...
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ode to brokeback

The book group went to see an Annie Proux flick / About 2 cowboys with a pec...
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Snowmobile

“A snowmobile” he said / Is all that I need...
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Christmas begins with a capital C / And so do Caracas and Cincinnati...
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Hasta La Vista

Because I don't do Christmas Rhymes / I feel that it's time to resign...
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