Contest: Cheese Limericks

Limericks about cheese.

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Latest Limerick
4.00 Christine Perfetti

Rice-a-roni

He thought about cooking rice-a-roni, / As he rode on the beach with his pon...
6.67 Christine Perfetti

A little too bitter

There once was a woman from Oregon, / who really liked eating her parmesan....
4.00 Eddie Sullivan

Eureka!

I couldn't figure out how / I could take the milk of this cow...
4.00 Chris

Cheese Pizza

Fatty Phil liked riding his pony / He loved cheesey pizza with roni...
2.00 Chris

Aloha

Hairy Hank hailed from Hawaii / Where a hula girl caught his eyey....
4.00 Chris

Rabbit and Cheese Hors Dourves

There was a fat woman of Delaware / Who ate snacks of cheese and grilled har...
2.00 Rachel

summer

While Dad is andare in Romano / Luke and I will be marscapone ...
7.50 Eddie Sullivan

Love is in the air

I once knew a charming young miss. / I leaned in to give her a kiss,...
4.00 Eddie Sullivan

Cheese and fortune

I was gambling at the Bellagio, / My car parked in the garage. Oh,...
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Highest Rated Limericks
8.00 Chris

La Mozzarella

Mi piace la mozzarella. / La mozzarella e' bella...
7.50 Eddie Sullivan

Love is in the air

I once knew a charming young miss. / I leaned in to give her a kiss,...
6.67 Christine Perfetti

A little too bitter

There once was a woman from Oregon, / who really liked eating her parmesan....
5.60 John R Sullivan

Big Sully

There once was a man from the sea / who covered his house with a brie...
5.33 John R Sullivan

Hot Girl Limerick!!

There was a hot girl from belize / who's hair was made of wonderful cheese...
4.67 Eddie Sullivan

The cure

There once was a lady named Lola / Who liked to drink Coca-Cola...
4.00 Eddie Sullivan

Cheese eater from Gloucester

There once was a fellow from Gloucester / Who liked to chew on his muenster...
4.00 John R Sullivan

On top of pigs

there once was a man on a farm / who covered all the animals with parm...
4.00 Chris

blue cheese

The cheese was all alone. / It looked like Sly Stallone....
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