Patton Oswalt

He's playing at the Crystal Ballroom in Portland, OR on Sunday, September 7 also (why no post?!).

When is he coming to England? I have completely worn out my cds - so funny it makes me cry.

NEED MORE FULL SKITS! AHHHHHHHHH!

Update to show listing: The February 24th show at The Steve Allen Theater has been rescheduled to the 23rd at 8 p.m.

KFC pulled their famous bowls here in Canada only a month~ish after releasing them in November. Canada has spoken and thank god we don't like failure piles :)

"I'm eatin' my lunch. In my parents' base-ment...where I live. Hap-py Birthday...I'm forty-three!" You are a prophet...

You punched my friend in the face at Bonnaroo for nodding off to My Morning Jacket. I wasn't there, but I thought it made a great story!

Go to the Amoeba Records website and check out his bit from July 07. Just when you think he can't get any funnier, he talks about the "Mega Leg"! I'm already building a bunker in preparation for our impending doom. Thanks Patton!

"Dude, my dad, he totally owns a dealership." And who could forget, "Daddy? Daddy! Up up, please, up, please, Daddy Daddy, please please please, up, Daddy, please, up, Daddy, up!" Of course, I loved you as Remy and your stand-up is hilarious, too. Please keep up the good work and making folks smile!

This guy is hillarious! Oh wait no, thats jim norton the other troll comedian whos actualy funny. nevermind