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Attention Users: The (fluff)friends application will be undergoing a drastic change in the coming weeks. We will be merging our application with SGN's "Mafia" to create an all-encompassing mob-style game. We are very excited about the changes and hope you'll join us as we move into a new level of game play.

(fluff)Mob MegaMinis


Remember that evil (fluff) User that voted down your art in the last art contest? Or that guy that came by and DIDN'T pet your fluff? Or those trolls on the (fluff)war forums? Here's your chance to get back at them. Arm yourselves with the best that this (fluff)war shop has to offer, and go out, and SHOW THE WORLD WHY THEY SHOULDN'T MESS WITH YOU!

Click here, yo. Spread the word. ;) The Battle Starts April 1st, 2009.

You have: 0 (fluff)War Pointz (how to earn more pointz)

You are: Level 0 (10 exp to next level)

(fluff) WARS Weapons
 All-powerful (fluff)Crowbar of Overwhelming Cuteness

A hefty chunk of metal, useful for beating your fellow fluffs into submission. +1 Damage. Requires Close Combat Skill or Human Race. Uses 2 Hands.
Fluffy Blue Brass Knuckles

Bless your fellow fluffs with these beautiful blue-brass knuckles. +3 Damage. Requires Close Combat Skill or Human Race. Uses 1 Hand.
Lvl. 1 (fluff)Gun of Purple Doom

Wicked deadly to all fluffs that aren't purple, this gun was made to destroy, ruin, and/or otherwise enlighten your opponent as to why he should give you all of his money. +5 Damage. -50 Damage if your opponent has the color purple. Uses 1 Hand.
Lvl. 9 (fluff)Gun of Rainbow Rain

This gun was smelted from the golden ores of the deepest, darkest (fluff)mines. Includes a bonus of +9 damage against all Rainbow (fluff)Armor. +7 Damage, multiplied against opponent's level. Uses 1 Hand.
Holy (fluff)Grenade Explosion of (fluff) Fluffiness!

This is actually a holy (fluff)Grenade. If you count to three, that is. And only three, no more, no less. +10 Damage to Either Side and +3 Splash Damage to Each Friend on your opponent's team. Bonus +1 damage for each word you recite from the official Book of Armaments, Chapter 2, Verses 9-21.
Nameless (fluff)Weapon Blast of (fluff)

This (fluff)weapon is so deadly, it has no name. It's so powerful that it has no bonus. If you manage to acquire this weapon and decide to put it into play, you must skip three turns before winning the game. If you are still alive after three turns, you win (fluff)Wars! Counts as Footwear, Armor, Headwear, and requires both Hands. May not be combined with any Cheating item.