Chilling out, wobbling slightly, tipping cowes, making tasteless drug references...
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**my very small wishlist**
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LOTS OF PIGGUS!!!
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Announcing the launch of the international
PIGGU PROTECTION PROGRAMME!!
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Have you got an errant piggu?
Is he keeping you up at night with his naughty antics? Staying out late and bringing unsuitable friends home? Coming in drunk, or worse, stoned??
Are you at your wits end as to what to do about your little piggu problem?
Afraid that if you simply abandon him, he'll get picked up by the police, or worse, the pork bun factory truck???

Well, help is at hand!
Here at the PIGGU PROTECTION PROGRAMME we take care of your problem piggus!
We try to offer rehabilitation, education, and a supportive, piggu friendly environment for all delinquent piggus!

If we all work together we can make a difference!
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Foods! Piggus! Movies! Music! Space travel! Gold digging! Being sarcastic! Popular culture references! Random wtfery!

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***NOTE: WE PET WHO WE FEEL LIKE PETTING, WHEN WE FEEL LIKE PETTING, AS OFTEN AS WE FEEL LIKE PETTING!
LEAVING LINKS ON MY WALL WON'T ENCOURAGE ME TO PET YOUR FLUFF AND THEY WILL BE DELETED***
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*** no meat please, i'm a vegetarian!****
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+10 guacamole
+10 jalapeno (mmmmmm!)
+10 every flavor beans
+10 strawberry
+10 colorful sundae
+10 pineapple
+10 bamboo
+10 strawberry milk
+10 two cherries
+10 cheesecake
+10 choco-mango delight
+10 bunny sucker
+10 (fluff)fries - go easy on these, those piggus porky enough already!

+9 champagne
+9 lemon-lime
+9 grapes
+9 candy cane
+9 pomegranate juice
+9 peach
+9 chocolate strawberry
+9 heart cookie
+9 pear pair

+8 boba
+8 noodle bowl
+8 two bananas
+8 ear of corn
+8 chocolate hearts
+8 carrots

+7 popcorn ball
+7 apple
+7 pasta supper
+7 leaf medley
+7 cup o' coffee
+7 grape juice
+7 devil eggs
+7 (fluff)tini
+7 eggnog latte
+7 chocolate bunny
+7 ginger man
+7 fruitcake

+6 pumkin
+6 soft ice cream
+6 lollipop
+6 chocolate milkshake
+6 chocolate milk
+6 toast with jam
+6 candy corn
+6 holey cheese
+6 orange juice

+5 chestnut
+5 chunky salsa
+5 truffles
+5 bunch o' broccoli
+5 green beer
+5 pumpkin pie
+5 ripe watermelon
+5 salad bowl
+5 croissant au chocolat
+5 witch's brew
+5 peppermint log
+5 holiday beans

+4 pina colada

+3 popscorn
+3 mineral water

+2 opera cake
+2 onion rings
+2 fluff flakes
+2 mojitos
+2 pancakes

+1 crackers
+1 bag of (fluff)chips
+1 two eggs
+1 cotton candy
+1 soft pretzel
+1 aromatic sock (eugh)

NO RAGGEDY OLD BOOTS PLEASE! ;op
(i hate peanut butter and onions too!)

The fridge - where I can chill out
The shop - where I can dream of owning many many lovely things!
The streetcorner - where I can try to stop the errant piggus scoring drugs or loitering with intent!

I'm just a piece of tofu looking for your love... and your problem piggus!!!
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