A suspended cop goes after hillbillies who killed his parents and abducted his sister. Could have been better if it was more seriously made. Has some horrible acting but features cameos from "the Hawk" Ronnie Hawkins and Larry Csonka.

If your looking for cutting edge martial arts, non-stop action, a star-studded cast and a Top Notch Action Hero.... do not watch this movie. I watched this movie... like a car wreck... I could not look away.

This movie is Terrible.

The two and a half stars are not for quality. Or... I suppose they are, but it only earns them because it is most certainly one of those movie's that is so bad it's good... Good to laugh at at least...

Seriously, the movie on its own sucks. Hard.

B... (read more) The two and a half stars are not for quality. Or... I suppose they are, but it only earns them because it is most certainly one of those movie's that is so bad it's good... Good to laugh at at least...

Seriously, the movie on its own sucks. Hard.

But it's this pure suckage in every department that gives this flick any shred of entertainment value it may have.

Seriously. This movie sucks. Something terrible.

For example, the "best" scene in the movie is when the pudgy ol' mariner zooms off a boat dock on a motorcycle. That's it. It's the epitome of "old men riding motorcycles off piers" scenes.

Now just imagine the other 90 minutes and 55 seconds being filled with equal-caliber nonsense, and you have 'Snake Eater.'

This movie sucks.

You're bound to laugh out loud numerous times in this movie, whether at the action itself, or the terribly cheesy, typical "action movie" dialogue.

Man. This movie sucks...