Wow. I wish I would have read a review on this before wasting my time to watch it. I mean the clue should have been to avoid a horror flick with the acress Lindasy Lohan. This movie had the possibility of being interesting. the director had some inte... (read more) Wow. I wish I would have read a review on this before wasting my time to watch it. I mean the clue should have been to avoid a horror flick with the acress Lindasy Lohan. This movie had the possibility of being interesting. the director had some interesting visuals here and there, but all together the movie was not very good. Today I read reviews on it and I see that it won a lot of awards... for being a terrible movie

"twin stigmata" is by far one of the most hilarious things i have ever heard of in all of my 26 years.

so here's the plot, or at least what i could make of it: lindsay lohan gets kidnapped and has her leg and hand sawed off. she escapes, is hospitalized, where some random nurse makes her a bionic fucking hand which makes no sense because she was a h... (read more) so here's the plot, or at least what i could make of it: lindsay lohan gets kidnapped and has her leg and hand sawed off. she escapes, is hospitalized, where some random nurse makes her a bionic fucking hand which makes no sense because she was a hooker prior to this event and who the fuck would waste a robo hand on a hooker? oh, and for the rest of the movie, everyone is mad at HER. that's right, she just had her hand and leg chopped off, FUCK that bitch. the movie kept me guessing, because there had to be SOME sort of salvageable reason this movie was made, and in my prediction it would be a twist ending. well, the end rolls around, her dad dies for no reason, she gets revenge on the kidnapper who is a 4ft balding pedophile piano player, and then she miraculously "remembers" where her twin was buried three weeks ago, and she digs up the body, decomposing in a plastic bag and WTF the twin is still alive!? here comes the twist ending! the moment i've been waiting for! aaaaaand... roll credits. what. the fuck. just happened.

Interesting concept, poorly executed, and to think one of my former classmates got all butt hurt when I laughed uncontrollably when she pitched the exact same script idea to me.

started out good so I wanted to continue to watch it..but boy was I disappointed. What a waste!

It's obvious that the purpose of this movie is to put Lindsey Lohan on screen in various sexual situations but without showing her naked all together. I'm not going to talk about the plot/cinematography/acting because its obvious that A. these weren... (read more) It's obvious that the purpose of this movie is to put Lindsey Lohan on screen in various sexual situations but without showing her naked all together. I'm not going to talk about the plot/cinematography/acting because its obvious that A. these weren't given any attention during the shooting and B. these were the weakest aspects of the film. The color contrasting to illustrate the character separation was interesting but neither subtle nor able to mask terrible acting (as was the purpose). The final credits roll about 20 min to early (I guess the last bit of the movie could not be shown) which causes more loose ends than a preschooler's untied shoe.
The director fulfills this male fantasy by putting her in a strip club full clothed but then flashing in shots of other women with bared breasts. Another "cute" trick was to place her on stage (in a separate stripping scene no less) wearing something red that had black dots about nipple level then bathing her in a red gelled light. Again not naked but giving the illusion of nudity. Tricky Sivertson...