I give this such a high rating because of how much I love this movie. How fun it is. How well it's done on such a low budget. How clever some of the dialogue. You must know though that this is a terrible movie, only to be loved by genre fans who want... (read more) I give this such a high rating because of how much I love this movie. How fun it is. How well it's done on such a low budget. How clever some of the dialogue. You must know though that this is a terrible movie, only to be loved by genre fans who want a one hell of a camp out with their movie experience. It's SUPER LOW BUDGET, and extremely poor in the acting department, but that's the charm. Only an hour and a half but it feels like an epic.

If I ever made a zombie horror flick on acid, it would be similar to this movie. Lots of nonsequitor humor. And an amazing soundtrack by the Butthole Surfers!

A heartfelt, stupid movie. It feels like 2 and a half hours. Funny at times and diverting. Good, good music though.

treads a very thin line between genius and drivel and in my opinion comes out on the right side. Had me in histerics through most of it... It's kinda like a pantomine but with less cross-dressing and more sex and violence (if only it had more cross-... (read more) treads a very thin line between genius and drivel and in my opinion comes out on the right side. Had me in histerics through most of it... It's kinda like a pantomine but with less cross-dressing and more sex and violence (if only it had more cross-dressing)

I enjoyed this film so much. It's a real gem. I howled with laughter right from the start. It's one of those no budget films that KNOWS it's a no budget film and plays up on it, making it all the better for it. The acting is camp, the effects are rea... (read more) I enjoyed this film so much. It's a real gem. I howled with laughter right from the start. It's one of those no budget films that KNOWS it's a no budget film and plays up on it, making it all the better for it. The acting is camp, the effects are reasonable and the plot is a hoot! Special mention must goto the "bad guy", who really hams it up (he reminded me of the villan in Lazy Town..the kids program!) But, I did find that it dragged a little in the middle, just for about quater of an hour or so, then it picks up again. Well worth watching!

this film is insane.despite the main actor over acting in every possibke manner and being made with almost a zero budget this film never ceased to amaze me and keep me entertained throughout.

second best thig to Pink Flamingos. maybe. there were some low points. all in all its quite the gem.I reccomend this to everyone

You know, being a huge fan of horror films, I've told my friend Andrew that in my years, I've seen all kinds of 'em. Some good. Some bad...Mostly bad.

Well, Die You Zombie Bastards is DEFINITELY one of those films that go in "movies you show your gi... (read more) You know, being a huge fan of horror films, I've told my friend Andrew that in my years, I've seen all kinds of 'em. Some good. Some bad...Mostly bad.

Well, Die You Zombie Bastards is DEFINITELY one of those films that go in "movies you show your girlfriend to make her break up with you" pile.

Now everything I say from here on till the rest of this review is purely speculation. Simply because I absolutely refuse to accept that there are directors, much less actors that are... that are this bad. I mean REALLY bad.

The entire movie, by about 15 minutes into it is enough to make most people turn it off. The movie is indeed, literally that bad. Hell, most people would turn it off after 3 minutes.

The movie has by far the single most drug overdose-induced plot conceived by mankind. Actually I take that back. I believe that Caleb Emerson was possessed by Satan. If I don't believe this I may have to go and kill him.

Now I did try to watch this movie, but my mind, body, and soul collaborated together to prevent me. Thanks to a handy staple gun, I was finally able to sit and watch, after all, in order to make a fair and unbiased opinion, you must watch the material in it's entirety.

And oh did I suffer for such a belief.

Mind you, this movie is NOT meant to be taken literally. It's by all rights, purposely meant to be retarded and terrible. It's meant to be a comedy....but it's so absurd that instead of forcing laughter, it forces the sounds of babies crying, live stock being slaughtered, all at once to hit your brain with a sledgehammer.

Yes this movie is so over the top, that sure enough, my review for it is just as over the top. If you are a just and sensible human being, don't watch this. Don't show this to anyone. In fact, I'm pretty sure that telling someone they like this movie is the same as yelling out a racial slur. It's just WRONG.

Do Not take this movie seriously at all! If you don't take it seriously then it is fun to watch even though it is really low budgeted. It is lewd and a whole lot of fun.