Constantly mis-firing mockumentary in which Bloom looks out of place. Whilst it is spoofed up as a British parody of Rocky, the comedy is weak and relies solely on unfunny stereotypes of Cockneys.

I wanna see it, Billie Piper is in this to!

this movie looks like a joke

Not bad. Your typical David vs. Goliath meets Rocky film. Some pretty funny lines here and there, plus a few line I couldn't understand. Still good though

It's quirky but boring.

This film is about some milkman bloke who most unbelievably becomes a world middle weight champion over night by drinking lots milk hence the name Calcium Kid lol. It's funny in parts, but the laughs are few and far between. Most annoyingly of cours... (read more) This film is about some milkman bloke who most unbelievably becomes a world middle weight champion over night by drinking lots milk hence the name Calcium Kid lol. It's funny in parts, but the laughs are few and far between. Most annoyingly of course it portrays the milkmans British neighbours and friends as so British they actually become un british, if you get what I mean; kind of that feeling you get when walking through Stratford upon Avon walking through a crowd of American tourists who have absolutley no idea of how real Brits actually live. So that wrecks the film and knocks at least 2/5 stars off it for a start. In my opinion. However if you love the melting cheesey, multi cultural, liberal lefty attitudes of Calcium Kids neighbours and friends, which was also one of the delights of 'Bend it Like Beckham', then this film is unquestionably your kind of film! But if you easily get irratated by an ugly, whimpy Gareth Gates look alike making a success of himself then you will detest this film.