I don't know how many tries it took to watch this movie all the way through, but it was very hard. Of course this goes to show how many times I have watched (parts of) it.

Abraham Lincoln's been kidnapped by Nazis! Who will save him? Rocky? This is a military action, he's not suitable!

This movie just plain didn't make sense, and was pretty funny at the beginning, but it gets old until the end. Jackie Chan, who is supposedly the star, is only in the movie for at most fifteen minutes, most of it being at the end where he fights the ... (read more) This movie just plain didn't make sense, and was pretty funny at the beginning, but it gets old until the end. Jackie Chan, who is supposedly the star, is only in the movie for at most fifteen minutes, most of it being at the end where he fights the Nazi war lord. I don't know why all of the Nazi's are driving 70s american muscle cars, but then, the Mission Force fought ghosts and ninja power rangers earlier in the movie.

Jackie Chan versus Nazi Muscle Cars! It's as if they shot the film based on some incoherent engrish subtitle track rather than the actual script. It's mercilessly bad, but it spans so many fundamentally incompatible genres, I can't help but adore it.... (read more) Jackie Chan versus Nazi Muscle Cars! It's as if they shot the film based on some incoherent engrish subtitle track rather than the actual script. It's mercilessly bad, but it spans so many fundamentally incompatible genres, I can't help but adore it. Jackie Chan has made far worse films.

I have a soft spot in my heart for this piece of trash. If you are looking for chain-twirling nazis, poker-playing ghosts, water-walking amazons, and Rocky and James Bond references, look no further. FMF is the movie for you!

absolutely crazy, reminds me of my acid days!!!

Someone once wrote that this film is like "an acid trip without the acid." I don't think there's a better way to describe this.