haha so bad and disturbing aallll at the same time.

"David Edelstein, Slate
The movie is bafflingly boring and ridiculous."

I honestly don't know why I didn't walk out of this movie sooner than I did. Maybe I was thinking it couldn't be as bad as people were saying. Boy, was I wrong.

Not good, but not nearly as bad as the hype wanted you to believe.

I didn't even watch the whole thing, I couldn't possibly!! THe brutal dialogue, the even more brutal acting. I never thought Lopez was a good actress anyway but this movie proves that!! All Affleck do is yell and even that seems contrived and terr... (read more) I didn't even watch the whole thing, I couldn't possibly!! THe brutal dialogue, the even more brutal acting. I never thought Lopez was a good actress anyway but this movie proves that!! All Affleck do is yell and even that seems contrived and terrible. I can't even watch this in order to laugh at how awful it is, it just isn't worth the migraine and the time off of my life

The stars display zip chemistry, but seem to find themselves adorable. They're so taken with each other they don't need an audience.

The movie is bafflingly boring and ridiculous.

Rarely has a movie that doesn't star Madonna achieved such a skin-crawling mixture of deluded preening and bungled humour.

I wonder what would happen if you sweated 15 minutes out of this movie. Maybe it would work. The materials are there.

What emerges is desperate -- and occasionally offensive -- salaciousness merged with corny, predictable jokes.