The Velocity of Gary (1999)
Chad Lindberg, Elizabeth D'Onofrio, Olivia d'Abo, Salma Hayek, Thomas Jane ... (see more) , Vincent D'Onofrio
Life in New York City, apparently, ain't what it used to be. In director Dan Ireland's "slice of life," Vincent D'Onofrio is a former porn star named Valentino (how's that for subtle metaphor?) who is slowly dying of AIDS. That's the least of your worries. He's also one third of a symbiotic mé... (read more) Life in New York City, apparently, ain't what it used to be. In director Dan Ireland's "slice of life," Vincent D'Onofrio is a former porn star named Valentino (how's that for subtle metaphor?) who is slowly dying of AIDS. That's the least of your worries. He's also one third of a symbiotic ménage à trois that includes waitress girlfriend Mary Carmen (an obnoxious Salma Hayek) and fetishistic gigolo boyfriend Gary (Thomas Jane, strutting like Madonna on valium). The movie comes across like some Midwestern housewife's salacious idea of what life is like "on the edge"--teeming with drugs, wild dancing, and drag queens. There's even a deaf, transgendered, Patsy Cline-wannabe who, no kidding, gets hit by a car while trying to call for an ambulance. Ireland and screenwriter James Still make such an embarrassing show of being outrageous that it's almost offensive; everybody is so busy being dangerously fabulous that nobody is even remotely human. --Steve Wiecking
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R, 101 min.
Directed by:
Dan Ireland
Release Date: Jul 16, 1999
DVD Release Date: Apr 13, 2004
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What a bizarre, sad, and off-putting movie. I watched it for the lovely Salma, of course, but it was far gayer than I thought it was going to be. Salma was interesting as usual, but I don't think I'd want to watch this movie again. It's too fucked up... (read more) What a bizarre, sad, and off-putting movie. I watched it for the lovely Salma, of course, but it was far gayer than I thought it was going to be. Salma was interesting as usual, but I don't think I'd want to watch this movie again. It's too fucked up.
the first 10 minutes with the deaf drag queen are fucking great. the rest is just boring, dull and feels like it tried to be a serious faux-indie boogie nights Zzzzzz...
This movie gets a star simply for having my name in it. I started watching the first 10 minutes of it and it seemed bad. I will try again later. My co-worker did watch it and she hated it. She said I should change my name.
i like this movie though i admit some of the characters grate on the nerves...i still think it quite a fascinating film.
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