Complètement, complètement sauté!

A surprisingly decent vampire film!

Robert rodriguez is a real talent, love his films.This is a most outrageious one, suprising vampire aspect!!the brother band is great, super-acting of george and especially for quintin! great movie! (seen 3 times)

It was just a spontaneous decision to watch this with someone else, and because it was a rodriguez/tarantino I had never seen, I decided it was something to see at least once. I stick by that. I think for the decision, once was enough. It's pretty... (read more) It was just a spontaneous decision to watch this with someone else, and because it was a rodriguez/tarantino I had never seen, I decided it was something to see at least once. I stick by that. I think for the decision, once was enough. It's pretty hefty in its R-rated content and definitely not for the average movie watcher.
I would only praise this as recommendations for specific people. (Andre)

A cool tribute to the 70s road films/gorey horror films - filled with action, thrills and laughs. The movie that began George Clooney's A list journey. Entertaining enough but I think it would've been better if possibly stuck with being a simple road... (read more) A cool tribute to the 70s road films/gorey horror films - filled with action, thrills and laughs. The movie that began George Clooney's A list journey. Entertaining enough but I think it would've been better if possibly stuck with being a simple road flick.

Earl McGraw: Well, it's been one long goddamn hot miserable shit-ass fuckin' day every inch of the way.
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Seth: Well, you best better get a hell of a lot fucking better, or you are gonna feel a hell of a lot fucking worse.
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Kate: Are you okay?... (read more) Earl McGraw: Well, it's been one long goddamn hot miserable shit-ass fuckin' day every inch of the way.
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Seth: Well, you best better get a hell of a lot fucking better, or you are gonna feel a hell of a lot fucking worse.
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Kate: Are you okay?
Seth: Peachy, Kate. The world's my oyster, except for the fact that I just rammed a wooden stake in my brother's heart because he turned into a vampire, even though I don't believe in vampires. Aside from that unfortunate business, everything's hunky-dory.
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Carlos: So, what, were they psychos, or...
Seth: Did they look like psychos? Is that what they looked like? They were vampires. Psychos do not explode when sunlight hits them, I don't give a fuck how crazy they are!
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Richie: Where are my glasses?
Seth: They broke when you fell.
Richie: Oh, fuck, Seth, that's my only pair!
Seth: Don't worry about it, we'll get you some glasses.
Richie: Whatdya mean, don't worry about it. Of course I'm gonna worry about it, I can't fuckin' see.
Seth: When we get to El Rey, I'll take care of it.
Richie: Yeah, like a Mexican hole-in-the-wall's gonna have my fuckin' prescription.
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Seth: So, what's the deal with you two, you a couple of fags?
Jacob: He's my son.
Seth: Yeah, how'd that happen? You don't look Japanese.
Jacob: Neither does he. He looks Chinese.
Seth: Oh, well pardon me all to hell.
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"All right, pussy, pussy, pussy! Come on in pussy lovers! Here at the Titty Twister we're slashing pussy in half! Give us an offer on our vast selection of pussy. This is a pussy blow out! All right, we got white pussy, black pussy, Spanish pussy, yellow pussy, we got hot pussy, cold pussy, we got wet pussy, we got [sniffs] smelly pussy, we got hairy pussy, bloody pussy, we got snappin' pussy, we got silk pussy, velvet pussy, Naugahyde pussy, we even got horse pussy, dog pussy, chicken pussy! Come on, you want pussy, come on in, pussy lovers! If we don't got it, you don't want it! Come on in, pussy lovers!"

Wonderfully violent and delightfully tongue in cheek, and the action is very well handled, but there is nothing more than that.