| Family: |
(Request to join the family)
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| Breed: |
Pug |
| Gender: |
Female |
| Birthday: |
January 23, 2002 |
| Loved Since: |
2002 |
| Hometown: |
Brooklyn, NY, United States |
| Activities: |
snorting, snotting, cheese, drinking beer, doing "the crazy run, " swallowing socks whole, burrowing, tearing at pant legs, making ridiculous noises, squeaky dradles, dancing on my back legs, standing on the coffee table, being pushy, eating out of the bathroom garbage can, expelling bodily fluids, sneezing on faces, hedgehogs, furry snakes, scheming & plotting, creating general disaster |
| Favourite Parks: |
the couch... i like to "park" myself there. |
| Favourite Treats: |
peanut butter, cheese, beer, hands, elbows, faces |
| About Me: |
I go by Smoo-Chicken, "The Smoo," Smooey, Monkey, Boo-Boo Kitty, and sometimes Gordita. I have two inverted nipples, but a perfect tail. I snore like a jackhammer. I bark at nothing. I am afraid of the following: cats, other dogs, my leash, my brush, eyedrops, eardrops, thunder, the vaccuum, the swiffer, having my toenails clipped/filed/touched, umbrellas, fans, rain, plastic bags, moving curtains, cardboard boxes, the doorbell, lint rollers, hairdryers, and of course the papazan chair. I'll front like I'm tough, but I really can't back it up. I also eat anything within my reach - that includes entire heels of shoes and the armpit linings of guests' coats. My mom and gay dad tried to get me some basic obedience training, but ya know what? I think I'd rather do things my way. I like people who smell delicious and have salty palms. You must be prepared to let me lick your forehead for an undetermined period of time. Do not try to pick me up or pet my head. I will approach you on my own terms, climb all over you, completely crush your nuts or boobs (depending which you have), and chew on your hair. Then I will fall madly in love with you within a matter of minutes and throw a complete squealing tantrum when you try to leave. |
