I distinctly remember that during the game the gaucho's coach kept yelling "ITS SAGGING!!!" no doubt reffering to his limp dick. this must be how he motivates his players.

I can honestly say that watching the gauchos play lacrosse was the gayest thing ive ever seen, everytime someone had the ball a bunch of ass pirate gauchos tried to butt rape him.

I am fucking Sam Phippen's 5 1/2 inch penis, Peter Fyfe you are next!

once again, handling those sticks in their asses cost them

uf beat guachos 10-8 at lacrosse tonight

i'm pretty sure the gauchos would have had a better chance of winning had they played with their sticks in their hands, and not in their asses

fsu men's lacrosse just beat ucsb in a close battle 7-6..

i guess we totally ruined the gaucho page lol

looks like peter fyfe is still trying to hide his face so he can creep up on our nuts......BE ALERT

BITCH, I PUT MY DICK 'TWEEN YO SAG'EM BAG'EM TITTIES!

oh god, another standard insult! HOW WILL WE COPE

All this hate from inbred Floridians ... so sad.

OK SO HERES WTF HAPPENED!! I WUZ AT THE STORE CAUSE I BE HUNGRYZZZ. THEN I SEE SOME BITCH ASS GAUCHO TAKE THE LAST PINK VITAMIN WATER, SO I WAS LIKE STRAIGHT YAAAA BITCH YAAAAA!!! AND TOOK IT FROM HIM.......UCSB WEAK SHIT HOES!!!

So i was gettin a BJ and nutted in some girls face, but then i realized it was Sam Phippen in disguise. WTF!!!!!!!!!!!!

im really just not a fan of those gauchos.. nothing because of the ass raping or the dick sucking.. just straight up not a fan..

remember: The more time you spend sucking a dick, the more you have to give back to the Santa Barbara campus, so all you males... suck a lot of cock and swallow the cum as well if you want to be really healthy.

If becoming free of AIDS means some gaucho trying to muscle a half chubby into me, I'D SOONER ACCEPT DEATH THEN GIVE THEM THE SATISFACTION! MY ASS AIN'T FOR SALE SICK FUCKS!

oh and congratulations on transposing the abbreviation for the university of florida to a common profane insult.....i'm sure you learned that in an elective english course because that's part of neither the circle-jerk major nor the dick-sucking major

yes, but since you are from the home of dick-sucking gauchos, I'm sure you have lots to share about STDs...

Hey Peter, I know you are trying to defend yourself and the team, but when I raped you in the ass, I'd hardly call you very defensive at all, actually you called me the next night, asking me to do it again.