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Jeera
is is on the balcony, surveying my queendom
| Family: | (Request to join the family) |
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| Breed: | Moggy |
| Gender: | Female |
| Birthday: | |
| Loved Since: | 2006 |
| Hometown: | muirhouse, edinburgh, scotland |
| About Me: | I'm Jeera and I live in a flat with my, incredibly stupid brother Bis-Bas, and our Mum. She's a baldy ape-thing, and she smells wierd, but she's my Mum. Besides she doesn't smell as bad as my brother. I like my flat, sometimes there is an opening on to the balcony. I really like to go out there. It was scary at first, but I got over that because its interesting. Brother doesn't like it, it's too scary for him. But he's an idiot, and his head's tiny. Yeah, brother. Idiot keeps thinking I'm PREY or something. He chases me around the house, great big lump. But I get my revenge, coz i'm smart. I get him in trouble and Mum shouts at him, it's really funny. I'm going to take over the world. The world doesn't know it yet, but I own it. Just as soon as i'm grown up enough to go out on my own. Or learn to absail. I'll pee on everything. Then you'll all know that you are mine. |
| Favourite seats: | behind my chair,on my chair, my box in the cupboard, under my other chair, inside the black sofa, the top of the book case, the top of the wardrobe, the other room (when mum opens the bloody door), outside on the balcony, on a pizza box. |
| Activities: | hiding, eating, glaring at mum, glaring at brother, plotting your downfall, i will be queen. |
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