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The Wheel Is Turning But The Hamster Is Dead

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It's like a journey of ineptitude without the clever bit

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Url:http://www.wheelturninghamsterdead.com
Author(s):Simon Hughes
Language:English
Tags:humour
Description:General insanity. What you want to know more? Geez.
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Popularity:55 Followers

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Going round in circles is much more fun than going up and down.
I have become that which I hate.  That which most people hate.  I have become an “Oh…you are one of those…you should do this instead.  It is WAY better for you” people.You k...more
2009-11-01
Spam. Tastier than a bag of nails and the big book of dares.
You may think this is one of those posts where I put up something rubbish in an attempt to get around to putting a post up and because I had nothing else more interesting to write which didn’...more
2009-10-21
Bite me there one more time and you are toast.
I am having relationship trouble.Things started off so well.  In the beginning there was a mutual love.  That love turned in to respect.  Then, over time, I am pretty sure things are turning more &...more
2009-10-14
Oh yeah baby, I am a racehorse in bed!
In the most devastating news I have read since I heard that Pinky and Perky are infact siblings, and not lovers, it has been voted by women wordldwide that Englishmen are the second worst nationali...more
2009-09-29
Oh yeah baby…Sneeze me raw!
I read a news story that said an elderly man blew peppers in to women’s faces because he got off on women sneezing. Sneezing?  As a sexual turn on?  I guess it is something different, and if ...more
2009-09-28
It’s one thing to have a cuddle, but another to realise that she doesn’t love you.
It’s always the same. You are sitting with a girl.  She sits on your lap.  She wants to cuddle. You want to watch the TV.She cries.  Becomes needy and attention demanding.You give her attenti...more
2009-09-24
Jedi Church Leader seeks Pig. GSOH important.
A British guy who may or may not be a little bit of a nutcase (why did he have to be a fellow Brit?  I mean holy hell!) is considering suing our largest supermarket chain because he was asked to le...more
2009-09-20
No need to swallow, lets just rub it in!
The makers of Viagra (I can hear the filtering service for the people that receive this post by email working overtime) are working on a cream to replace the familiar little blue tablet.  Did I say...more
2009-09-19
…and in other news, shock bloody horror.
There I was, minding my own business.  Reading a news site I like to read (it has pictures!) and then…screaming at me from the page…was the most pointless news story in the world.  Fill...more
2009-09-18
It’s like watching a one footed duck cutting it’s toenails
In the last couple of weeks, my daughter has taken the big move from crawling to walking.  Another way of saying that, is saying watching her “walk” bares a similar resemblance to watch...more
2009-09-17

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Simon HughesMar 31

LOL! Marvellous! Now...is that the official name? Does the not sock puppets part have to go in () or what? I dunno...but hands down, most fun post I have written in AGES! I feel like I made friends while making enemies.
 

CM BradshawMar 31

Yo bitch, it's a member of the Korrina and Lysh (not sock puppets) fan club!
 

Simon HughesMar 28

Even as a Dad I dont think I will rush her to go see that stuff. I will take her to important landmarks like rugby games and stuff....and then she will want to be a ballerina. But hey, it's a start.
 

Jennifer PierceMar 28

yah. I actually never did Buckingham Palace, now that you mention it. Look kids, Big Ben, Parliament! No. not my style. But now that I'm a mom...
 

Simon HughesMar 28

Ahhh...so you saw the real UK! Thats better than the usual "I visited Buckingham Palace" stuff!
 

Jennifer PierceMar 28

Oxford, London, Ireland, Wales--I write for a publication in Aberystwyth I lived outside Oxford
 

Simon HughesMar 28

Wow...Old Speckled Hen! Havent had that for a while. And now I am sat at work on Saturday night really wanting a beer! How is this fair?
What part of the UK do you visit?
 

Jennifer PierceMar 28

lived in the UK a bit and visit often. faves are Old Speckled Hen and Watney's Cream.
 

Simon HughesMar 28

Ahhh yeah. Mine is 8 months. It's a giggle huh! I am clinging to my beers but they are English and they will never leave me! Although the curry, I can live without.
 

Jennifer PierceMar 28

Heellloooooo back Sy. Nerd Husband and I were just laughing about the image of "letting loose the hounds" and popping a tooth each time. We've got a teething six month old, too. Put you off curry for sure--also put you off American beer.
 
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