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Team Farragoon

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Url:http://farragoon.blogspot.com
Author(s):Stuart Ritchie
Language:English
Tags:humour, humor, funny
Description:Team Farragoon: When the Voices in your head want to see other people.
Ratings (8 Ratings)
Popularity:75 Followers

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Status Quo Ante: Eye of the Tiger
Stuart is deleting voicemails from Tiger Woods.Eight Things Tiger Woods Wishes Were True.1. His surname wasn't Woods, because now it's not funny.2. He hadn't spent time helping his wife improve h...more
2009-12-05
Status Quo Ante: Weekly Favourites
Stuart is deleting voicemails from Tiger Woods.Stuart is acting in the national interest.Stuart is finding more appropriate accommodation for incy wincy spiders.Stuart wants to know what it is abou...more
2009-12-05
Thin Dad, Fat Dad: Christmas
Thin Dad has never been asked to play Santa.Fat Dad is on speed-dial.
2009-12-04
Status Quo Ante: Mo means Mo.
Stuart, like all men who consistently maintain a beard, hates Movember. Don't laugh, wait until they start Stupidember and see how you like it.Now that Movember is nearly over (thank your favourite...more
2009-11-27
Status Quo Ante: Weekly Favourites
Stuart, like all men who consistently maintain a beard, hates Movember. Don't laugh, wait until they start Stupidember and see how you like it.Stuart is feeling as optimistic as a Mayan with a 5-ye...more
2009-11-27
Thin Dad, Fat Dad: Fast Food
Thin Dad gets annoyed everytime he’s asked if he wants to upsize or add items to his meal.Fat Dad annoys the staff by ordering so much they can't ask.
2009-11-01
1.00 of an FTE: Nice Care Package.
Barry couldn't help but wonder what sort of care they were likely to need.
2009-11-01
Status Quo Ante: Yo ho ho, and a bottle of Dom.
Stuart just had his favourite merlot stolen by sommelier pirates.They sent me the following ransom note.Stuart, If you ever want to see your wine again, you will agree to the following demands: 1...more
2009-11-01
Status Quo Ante: Weekly Favourites
Stuart has learnt that you need to be very sure you’re in a furniture shop before asking to see stool samples.Stuart just had his favourite merlot stolen by sommelier pirates.Stuart had his flute s...more
2009-11-01
Thin Dad, Fat Dad: Buffets
Thin Dad approaches buffets like wine connoisseurs approach the judging table.Fat Dad approaches buffets like nerds approach a new library.
2009-10-31

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Stuart RitchieMay 4

TIME TO VOTE!!! Whether you're following Team Farragoon because you like it or because you're gathering evidence for an AVO against me you probably have a favourite Voice. Me? Angry Simon? Worker-bee Barry? Man of few words Marco? or none of the above? cast your vote in the online poll! do it now! you know you want to!
 

Stuart RitchieApr 19

The new(ish) look for Team Farragoon went up this weekend with the introduction of Marco and Beyond Fine. Enjoy!
 

Stuart RitchieFeb 21

Folks,

The conversion to Team Farragoon is complete!

Yes, the combination of the Status Quo Ante, 1.00 of an FTE and Simon says ... blogs has been finished including some new formatting and retrofitting of images to the entire history.

To make it easier to see all the changes, for the rest of February I'll keep the number of posts you see on the front page set to maximum which allows you to easily take a look back through the entire history of the three blogs.

You may note that some posts didn't make it through the refit, and that's because they sucked.

Enjoy.

Team Farragoon
 

Stuart RitchieJan 30

Sorry for the tardiness in getting some posts up over Christmas. Back from holidays now so there should be a more steady flow.

You can decide whether that's good or bad news.
 

Stuart RitchieDec 20, 2008

Oh, and here's my other blog (with a lot less words) ...

Here ...
http://apps.facebook.com/blognetworks/blog/1.00_of_an_fte/

Direct ...
http://onefte.blogspot.com/
 

Stuart RitchieDec 20, 2008

Folks,

Never underestimate the power of a day job to reduce your capacity to gather enough brain cells at the end of the day to put together a coherent post.

Up to date by Christmas I said. Ha! Not a chance, sorry.

But I will have more time now to get things back on track so you'll start to see a little more action on the SQA front over the next few weeks.

We've hit 25,000 words, thrown both caution and brevity to the wind, and are typing up a storm as we speak ...... enjoy.
 

Stuart RitchieNov 30, 2008

Folks,

Thanks for joining. I hope you've enjoyed this lil' ol' blog so far. Actually, I'm just hoping you've read some of it. :)

Firstly some quick stats so far on the blog:
21,233 words so far.
171 historic status updates loaded (15 yet to be added).
111 backgrounds filled in (65 left to do).
April, August, September, and October complete.
On track for being up to date by Christmas.

I've added monthly summaries for each month in case you're over reading all the backgrounds.

Also, for those of you who haven't yet done so, if you could confirm me as the Author of Status Quo Ante that would be great. It seems Blog Networks has trust issues.

Thanks again, Stuart.
 

Anita KayNov 29, 2008

Your Blog if Fabulous! You have a way with words... I find myself smiling at my screen every time I read it... people are starting to think I am a little strange. :)
 

Facebook UserNov 27, 2008

"Status Quo Ante: In law, the objective of a temporary restraining order or a rescission in which the situation is restored to "the state in which previously" it existed."

Temporary Restraining Order... of course...
 
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