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My baby leaks from both ends…...what’s the hospital’s policy on returns?

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Url:http://www.momsjournal.org/
Author(s):Anonymous
Language:English
Tags:parenting, humor, soapbox
Description:The uncensored parenting journey of a first time mom with all the fun and mishaps included.
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Popularity:10 Followers

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Last night Sophia was on her way to giving me a heart attack. She still likes to ride the rocking horse that her Auntie Vicky gave her for Christmas last year. Only now not only does she try to r...more
2009-11-22
Chilling Discoveries
Sophia and I went to one of the many classes I’ve signed up for her today and we were the only ones there. Since we still had another step in Sophia’s evaluations, the instructor asked if we could...more
2009-11-21
55 Flash Fiction Friday: Greetings to you Exuberance
The motorcycle rolls in, “Daddy’s home,” I say. She runs to the window watching him check the mail, then runs to the top of the stairs. “Eh-Low!” She shouts. “He can’t hear you from there.” Do...more
2009-11-19
Kooky Food Encounters of the Exploratory Kind
It started with some playtime that included trying to get Sophia to blow bubbles and letting her swing for a bit, and then moved to the focus of the class, eating. The facilitator said she began t...more
2009-11-19
Classes, starting with a full load
The results of Sophia’s evaluation have come in. The only delay she shows is with her speech, which is 40% behind her peers. Everything else was marked as zero delay. They’re recommending Speech...more
2009-11-17
Building Vocabulary
Sophia’s current baby signs are: milk, more, eat, apple, banana and water. Her actual spoken words consist of: hi, daddy, cheese, hello, no, bye, book, shoes, Petie (dog’s name), kitty, one, two, a...more
2009-11-16
H1N1 vaccination form
Make sure to mark the box that says, “seizures”. We don’t know for sure that she had seizures, what the doctor told me was not an absolutely official diagnosis. But he said it certainly sounded l...more
2009-11-15
55 Flash Fiction Friday: Running Joke
My guest and I met with a mutual friend, of sorts. Midway through the visit, I asked my guest, “Have you noticed how he must always RUN up all the stairs?”“Hmm…”I att...more
2009-11-13
March McDonalds Madness
Kurt’s mom came to visit back in March. Sophia, nearly eighteen months old at the time, was only tolerant of the visit. There were no hugs for Grandma. I think the closest they got to a sweet pi...more
2009-11-13

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