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| Url: | http://www.mattresspolice.com/ |
| Author(s): | Rob Kroese |
| Language: | English |
| Tags: | Humor, Satire, Movies |
| Description: | Humor, snark, satire... and overripe bananas when we have them. |
| Ratings |  (17 Ratings) |
| Popularity: | 41 Followers |
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The MF'ing Blog Tour!
| The Mercury Falls Blog Tour (also known as the MF'ing Blog Tour) is in full swing! Today I'm over at Jeff's place, The View From the Cloud.And in case you missed it, check out my interview with Mat...more |
2009-11-09
V for Velocity (or, How not to remake a classic scifi miniseries)
| When I heard that ABC was remaking the classic 80s alien invasion miniseries V, I have to admit I got a little tingly. Having seen what the SciFi (now SyFy) Channel did with an interstellar cheese-...more |
2009-11-04
Police Blotter of the Gods
| OLYMPUS 10/25 ? Domestic Disturbance: Police were summoned to the residence of Zeus and his wife Metis when neighbors complained of ?a sound like somebody being eaten.? Officers found Zeus in his ...more |
2009-11-02
Get the Mercury Falls ebook free!
| You guys remember Joel from Crummy Church Signs, right? Well, he has just come out with a new album (under the name "The Sinai Alliance") called "Though The Darkness Hide Thee...." "TTDHT" is is a ...more |
2009-10-31
Mercury Falls is now available on Kindle!
| Yes, the day you've been waiting for is here. My novel, Mercury Falls, is finally available for the Kindle. It's only $5. Order it here. The reaction to the paperback version has been overwhel...more |
2009-10-19
Something that I've been needing to get off my chest
| To the boys of my fifth grade class who were in attendance at Jeff Cornell?s 11th birthday party:Hey fellas!Wow, it?s been a while, hasn?t it? Let me get right to the point. I suppose you all rem...more |
2009-10-06
Mercury Falls now on Amazon!
| If you're like me, you're sick to death of these posts about my novel, Mercury Falls, so I'll keep this short. Mercury Falls is now available through Amazon.com. Just click here to order it.Th...more |
2009-10-01
Last Day to Pre-Order Mercury Falls!
| In case you've somehow missed my emails, Facebook updates, tweets and smoke signals on the matter, today is the last day to pre-order a signed copy of my novel, Mercury Falls. To pre-order, go here...more |
2009-09-30
All Good Things...
| That's kind of a cruel post title, isn't it? Okay, so let's get this out of the way: no, I'm still not giving up on Mattress Police. Ideas for stupid little essays keep popping into my head, and as...more |
2009-09-28
House, Plumber
| In a world not too different from our own, there is a man whose plumbing expertise is so impressive that his customers and co-workers have no choice but to put up with his unparalleled arrogance an...more |
2009-09-23
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