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Url:http://jgtwo.wordpress.com
Author(s):James Greene Jr
Language:English
Tags:rock, soda, laughs
Description:Personal blog of writer/humorist/"Gong Show" enthusiast James Greene, Jr.
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Popularity:23 Followers

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HILARIOUS TOPICAL REFERENCE #002: “Anson”
Hold on t’ya butts – it’s time for episode two of “Hilarious Topical Reference,” JG2Land’s official podcast (hosted by me, JG2). It’s music, it’s stories, it’s twenty-some odd min...more
2009-12-20
Santa Claus Ain’t Got Nuttin’ On These Balls
Just in time for Christmas, a brand new (and hilariously profane) Yuletide jammy-jam from rapper North Pole and his pal DJ Twinkle Tits. It’s entitled “Christmas Dick” and it̵...more
2009-12-19
The Best Bad Movies Of The Decade
Help me, I am in list hell.xXx (2002) – Bald mush-mouth Vin Diesel made his mark as extreme sports fanatic/government spy Xander Cage in this deliciously brain-dead dick slap of an action thr...more
2009-12-18
Quote Of The Century
“I remain steadfastly proud of Years of Refusal, which along with You Are the Quarry and Ringleader of the Tormentors are my life’s peaks. These three will allow me to die in peace. I a...more
2009-12-16
Fave Commercial Of ‘09: Beefy King
My kingdom for more advertising in this vein: All hail Michael Poley. Posted in Shit That Can't Be Real Yet Somehow Is, Shout Outs, The Boob Tube Tagged: awesome commercials, Beefy King
2009-12-16
Top Ten Things JG2 Did Not Care About In 2009
1. Jon Gosselin’s sunburned and fame-heavy jowls2. Mafia Wars3. The increased popularity of Twitter amongst people over forty4. The increased popularity of vampires amongst people under twent...more
2009-12-15
Large Irrelevant Corporation Ignores Other Large Irrelevant Corporation
To wit:Kiss Snubbed By Rock n’ Roll Hall Of FameMaybe they’ll change their minds after they read my academic dissection of “Strutter,” scheduled to appear on Crawdaddy.com s...more
2009-12-15
Crazy Ass Dream: Chocolate Willie Stargell
In this disturbing vision, Scott Thompson from “Kids In The Hall” was following me around this beach, pressuring me to be his boy toy. I wasn’t really into that, so I stuck him wi...more
2009-12-15
Fave Music Video Of ‘09: Dinosaur Jr’s “Over It”
You know, once you get over the initial icky feelings, this year-end retrospective stuff almost isn’t terrible.So, my vote for music video of the year goes to indie legends Dinosaur Jr and th...more
2009-12-15
Upstairs Neighbor Haiku
Bitch, take off your heels sounds like Gestapo up there you’re hurting my soul. Posted in Complaints, Haikus Tagged: chicks in heels, sick-ass poetry
2009-12-14

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