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Dirty Little Secret

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Url:http://jerseygirl89.com
Author(s):Facebook User
Language:English
Tags:mommy, parenting, life
Description:The dirty little secrets and evil thoughts of a stay-at-home mommy.
Ratings (7 Ratings)
Popularity:32 Followers

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Free Is Good. . .Especially When You Forget To Plan Ahead
I have a website.Some of you are doubtlessly thinking, “No kidding, I’m reading it.” But I’m not talking about this. Because while I have finally gotten my own domain (and r...more
2009-11-16
This Post Has No Main Idea
I like to call myself a realist. Some might say “cynical bitch”, but those people also might say “I think The Bachelor helps people find true love”, so really, who cares wha...more
2009-11-13
Sometimes I Am As Sappy As the Next Mommy Blogger
Darling ChunkyMonkey,Today you are 1. The nurses christened you ChunkyMonkey when you were born, with your 9 pounds of cuteness and great skill in nursing. You are not really chunky, but solid and ...more
2009-11-04
Yet Another Reason I Probably Don’t Belong in the Suburbs
Leaves.Specifically, leaves that have fallen. Onto the ground. All over people’s pristine lawns.I like them there.I especially like them there when the alternative is for some a**hole with a ...more
2009-11-01
The Images In My Head
I don’t think my family is good at fun.Last night was the “Family Fun” night at the kids’ preschool. Hot Guy had to work, so I decided that ChunkyMonkey should stay at home ...more
2009-10-24
And It’s Over
What happened to the liberal media elite . . .and how can we get them to come back?Hell, at this point, I’ll even take a conservative media elite. I’d just like the word “elite...more
2009-10-19
My Secret Shame
Levi Johnston.Deflowerer of a former governor’s daughter. Teenage father. Hunter.That’s about all I know about Levi, despite having read several lengthy interviews with him. Oh, and he&...more
2009-10-17
The Reading Bitch
Last night I watched the commercial for “Teach Your Baby To Read!”, a product that teaches babies and toddlers to memorize the shapes on flashcards read. The urge I had to smack all tho...more
2009-10-11
Karma. That Bitch Has A Twisted Sense of Humor.
I am a yeller.I didn’t think I would be. I never yelled (okay, except for that one time, but that class totally deserved it and it’s just wrong that my principal happened to be giving a...more
2009-10-08
Party Pooped
There’s a business in a nearby town that is almost entirely devoted to personalized birthday favors. Well, I think it is. I’ve never actually been in there. But the kids have gotten ado...more
2009-10-05

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