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Url:http://www.brookeamanda.com
Author(s):Facebook User
Language:English
Tags:life, humor, dating
Description:A blog about all the hellishly annoying things that bug me including, but never limited to: people (all races, ages, and stupidities), dating ( I have A LOT of horror stories), work (retail, Dear God, I'm going to snap one day), sex ( !) and whatever else I feel like writing about that day.
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Popularity:68 Followers

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The Word On The Street
Some things should just be left alone. Case in point, a few years ago I bought a book called, “The Word On The Street,” which is written by a man named Rob Lacey. According to his book jacket, he...more
2009-12-23
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Gifts of Christmas Past
Since my heart has been blackened from my years in retail, I must look to my past to remember a time when Christmas was actually a joyous experience. A simpler time, when I would lay awake all ni...more
2009-12-22
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The Bitch Is Back…
Mall RatsOnce upon a time, I had a friend named Shopgirl who wrote a blog detailing all her funny stories about working in retail. The blog was called “Mall Rats” and it has been on hiatus for awh...more
2009-12-21
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The Infamous Christmas Letter
You know those cheesy Christmas letters that people send out every year detailing that their very existence is wonderful and magnificent? Don’t we all just roll our eyes and puke a little in our m...more
2009-12-18
An Open Letter To Holiday Shoppers
Dear Holiday Shopper:Well hello there! I haven’t seen you since last Christmas, Hanukkah, Kwanza, or whatever holiday brings you into my store at this magical time of year. You are not my regula...more
2009-12-15
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Random Thoughts From A Funny Stranger…
I received this forwarded email the other day from my friend Dane’. Normally, I don’t read forwards, but this was hilarious. I kept laughing out loud as I was reading it, then felt stupid because ...more
2009-12-14
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Those Little Red Buckets…
As I step out of my car, I can hear a familiar sound echoing in the distance. It starts out faintly, but as I walk towards the store, it gets louder and louder. I start to get those nervous butte...more
2009-12-13
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Tampon Shooters, Anyone?
I read something in the news a couple of months ago that I found so yucky and gross, that I had to go to my happy place and file it away until now. So it seems that kids today are finding new and ...more
2009-12-10
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A Festivus For The Rest Of Us
Since my religious views lean more towards agnostic and working in retail every holiday for the past ten years has pretty much killed Christmas for me, what’s a girl to do to keep some holiday spir...more
2009-12-09
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Furry McSquirrely Strikes Again!
I wrote a post in the Spring about my hatred of squirrels and, of one in particular, that was taunting me in my apartment complex courtyard. Well, it seems Furry McSquirrely somehow got online and...more
2009-12-08

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Facebook UserJul 2

Elissa, thanks!
 

Facebook UserJul 2

Lori- Great blog, I'm following it, too.
 

Elissa WilliamsonMay 10

Very funny blog!!
 

Lori GottliebMay 6

Kicking off our blog in a similar format check it out.
snarknbeans.blogspot.com
 

Facebook UserApr 27

 

Lucy PattersonApr 18

Kinky Bitches - let rip girl! Lovin' it!
 

Facebook UserApr 17

Thank you, Joleen! I miss working with Sue :( She was the best! I don't know that I really am that great at writing, but thanks for thinking so!! I'll keep writing as long as people keep reading it.
 

Facebook UserApr 17

I heard you used to work with Susan. We've determined it's a small world after all. :-) Your blogs are hilarious! How did you get to be so good at writing? I aspire to be as funny as you. Can't wait to read more.
 

Facebook UserApr 11

Thanks Lucy! I will def check out your blog, too.
 

Lucy PattersonApr 11

Some really amusing observations. Said as seen. Would love to know what you think of mine, as I'm just starting
http://lifethrulucylasticaslense.blogspot.com/
 
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