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| Url: | http://theredneckmommy.com/ |
| Author(s): | Tanis Miller |
| Language: | English |
| Tags: | life, humor, parenting |
| Description: | I'm just now figuring out why my fondness for Kraft dinner and my penchant for potty talk doesn't make me a candidate for mother of the year.
Oh well, I never liked June Cleaver anyways. |
| Ratings | (324 Ratings) |
| Popularity: | 4520 Followers |
A Life Without the ‘v’ is No Life At All
| I broke my pa-china.Not literally, after all, in order to break one’s pink parts one generally has to use one’s pink parts. And since my husband has been gone for a week the only action...more |
2009-12-07
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Honey, I Hate To Break It To Ya…
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This week hasn’t exactly turned out how I had hoped and planned it would.Funny how having children who like to stab 12 inch long gashes into your furniture while you aren’t looking mess...more |
The Post Which Proves Im Parent of the Year
| My husband left me.For a man.Well okay, he left for a job and he’s staying with a friend, but it makes for a much more dramatic impact when I say he left me for a man. The truth of the matter...more |
Pain in the Posterior
| I woke up the other day to a raging pain in my ass. Literally. I didn’t notice it at first because I rolled out of bed much like a beached whale would and stumbled to the kitchen to pour myse...more |
2009-11-27
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For the Win!
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Happy Thanksgiving America.I’m a Canadian so I won’t be stuffing my face in hopes of falling into a tryptophanic induced coma later today but I hope you enjoy your holiday feast as you ...more |
2009-11-26
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Make A Wish
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I haven’t written much about Jumby’s life before his arrival home with us for many reasons. The primary reason being the adoption has yet to be finalized due to the extreme sluggishness...more |
How I Spent Monday Morning
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Perky people annoy me. Perky women are enough to want to make me find the nearest utensil, grab a rock and beat that utensil into a sharp little shank which I can drive into the eyeball of the next...more |
Hope Floats With a Good Boob Grab
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When Shale died I remember sitting in the passenger seat of our vehicle, traveling towards the funeral home to make arrangements to bury our son and marveling at all the cars we passed on the highw...more |
2009-11-18
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Itchy Trigger Finger
| This weekend, after watching a some lame arse television program (note to self: destroy all televisions within our home) my son asked me what the “little blue pill” was for.After starin...more |
2009-11-16
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Laminated
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Like many happily married long time couples, my husband and I have found ourselves in bed, not having sex with each other yet happily discussing other people we’d like to have sex with if we ...more |
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