I only wish "beat" meant pistol-whipping them. Almost as good: our Benevolent President, in his Infinite Wisdom, has ordered airlines to allow passengers to disembark from planes that have been stuck on the tarmac for more than three hours. This is...

The other night I broke another mug while washing the dishes. I only seem to break the mugs I like. It may seem like a minor tragedy, but I'm sick of its recurring nature. How much longer until I only have terrible, misshapen mugs? What will my...

Listening to the new album by Dead Weather, I noticed they included a (pretty sweet) cover of Bob Dylan's New Pony, from the Street Legal album. Doing a little research (yeah, I Googled it), I discovered this little gem of a video that features Jack...

These robots were inspired by a vintage Yellow Submarine poster. Although I wouldn't attempt to climb inside one of them to get to Pepperland. They look dangerous.

My friend and sometimes tablemate Kenan created a form called the Foldy Comic. It's pretty simple: take one 8 1/2 x 11 sheet of paper, fold it five times, and draw on it. Each time you unfold the paper it's another panel, until you reach the last...