This climate change conference over in Copenhagen, a load of hot air if you ask me, but then you didn’t and nobody does which is probably for the best. However, as usual with these kinds of events, there are images transmitted around the world of...

The radio on my Honda 50 Goldwing got stuck on Spin 103.8 this morning. How odd it is. “Smile when you read it” is good advice when you need the voice-over artist to sound cheery and happy. It really does make a difference. I’m not sure the same...

Via Irish Election: Dublin City Council last night voted in favour of a motion by Councillors Tom Brabazon and Críona Ní Dhálaigh that will oblige developers give new estates in the city names in the Irish language only. The names of the new...

There are many constants in life. Sun comes up, sun goes down. Irish summer, rain-a-plenty. Grass is green, sky is blue, water is wet, Damien Rice is a tedious, acoustic cunt and Green Party members think they’re Jesus. One of the other great...

If I were Taoiseach one of the first things I would do is ban cauliflower. I’m not against vegetables, per se, I just think the world would be a better place without it. I can’t stand the look of it, the smell of it, the taste of it or the fact that in...