Music fans! Need to brighten up your miserable existence with a jolly jig or a dollop of jizzy jazz? Thank the Lord for Tiggy’s Hit Parade! (Unfortunately, Tiggy doesn’t possess a turntable or any musical knowledge, so all reviews are entirely...

Beer drinkers! Do you enjoy spending the day consuming your body weight in hoppy alcoholic products – I know I do! Don’t want to waste your precious drinking time or money on food? Fortunately those boozy boffins in Japan have been working on a super...

Good day, dear readers! Betty Lemons here, giving advice on life’s little problems! My friends at the Ladies’ Institute tell me there’s a lot of troubled folk on the internet who would benefit from my wisdom. So don’t fear, Betty is here! Here’s a...

· Can you get high on hemp oil smoothies? · When was the golden age of porn? · Why is part of Greenland now a suburb of Boston? · How can you get your neighbour arrested using snow? If you’ve ever asked yourself these questions, you will need...

“Back in 10 Minutes”. I walk three miles to the convenience store, only to find a scrappily-written note stuck to the door. Back in ten minutes? When is that? Is this the first minute, or the ninth? I wait ten minutes, but no-one comes back. What a...