“Now listen carefully Judy, as this lesson will someday save your life. “You see this quadrant of the parietal lobe? This is the sweet spot when it comes to zombie domination. If you can...

I know there have been a ton of these, but this “Downfall of Grammar” mashup really is worth your time!

Current research in developmental psychology shows that if caretakers allow a toddler to assert more control over what they do, there are definite benefits to the child’s autonomy, self-reliance...

Before discovering Chaucers, the Emily Chesley Reading Circle had been meeting in a re-creation of Emily’s old bedroom in her flat at Spidgy Park. (Before its incineration, of course, and without all the Norwegians.) Most of the members were happy...

London, Ontario (The Skwib) — Global warming is caused by a lack of Vikings. So says the charismatic preacher, Dr. Maximillian Tundra. He is the leader of a sect of the Pastafarian religion, which posits an omnipotent creator-being called the Flying...

He had been lost for many days — perhaps as many as forty, he wasn’t sure — but one thing was certain, he had reached the highest point that he could climb without proper equipment. Dr. Maximilian Tundra was uncertain why he had decided to climb up,...

The Skwib: Thank you Dr. Tundra for agreeing to chat with us about your controversial new sect of Pastafarianism. Could you explain to our readers, in case they don’t already know, what the differences between your group and other Pastafarians...

London, Ontario (Ruetars) — The first schism within the Pastafarian religion has appeared in the sleepy Canadian city of London, Ontario, and it is led by the charismatic preacher Dr. Maximilian Tundra. “Other worshipers of the Flying Spaghetti...