It is a dark time for the Health Care Reformers.  Although the Insurance Company Death Panels have been destroyed, Insurance Lobbyists and Blue Dogs have driven the Reform forces...

WHEN YOU THINK ABOUT IT, IT’S REALLY THE PERFECT CHOICE — AN IMMATURE PERSON, SURROUNDED BY HOT AIR, BUT WHO STILL NEVER GETS OFF THE GROUND...

10. FIELD GOAL KICKER  ORDERED TO MISS ‘WIDE RIGHT’ 9. PLAYERS WOULD BE LEFT SCRAMBLING FOR PAINKILLERS PILFERED BY LIMBAUGH 8. RAMS’ ‘THROWBACK’ UNIFORMS WOULD BE WHITE HOODS   7....

LET’S FACE IT, IF IT WEREN’T FOR TINA FEY LAST YEAR, BASED ON THE REST OF OUR PERFORMANCE, PEOPLE WOULD’VE BEEN CLAMORING TO SEND US TO GUANTANAMO...

I’LL BE BOLDLY GOING WHERE NO MAN HAS GONE BEFORE – TRYING TO KNOCK SOME SENSE INTO THE KLINGONS IN CONGRESS THAT CALL THEMSELVES ‘CONSERVATIVES’...

“HELLO, AMERICAN EMBASSY?  I’M CALLING ABOUT MY SON,  LUKE SKYWALKER, WHO’S BECOME INVOLVED IN A RADICAL MOVEMENT.  MAYBE YOU SHOULD PLACE HIM ON THE NO-FLY LIST.” ——————————————————————————————————————– Lisa Casey on the woman who should be...

“AS  SOON AS THESE NEW PROCEDURES ARE IMPLEMENTED,  THE AMERICAN PEOPLE WILL NEVER AGAIN HAVE TO LIVE IN FEAR …  OF FAKE ROLEXES.”

“Hey, Leon, do  ya’ think an underwear bomber would go ‘through the gate,’ or go  ‘over-the-fence’ with the ‘no-fly zone’?” “Don’t really matter, Larry. You just gotta’  get in that underwear bomber’s ass. You open that asshole up and you pull that...

“DAMN, I’D LOVE TO FINISH MY VACATION, BUT THEY’RE AFRAID I MIGHT FALL OUT OF THE ‘SACK’ AND OFF THE DAMN TERRACE.”

“MY BROTHER KEVIN INVITED ME INTO HIS CAVE, TO INSCRIBE DRAWINGS OF DINOSAURS AND HIS NEANDERTHAL FRIENDS UPON THE WALLS.” P.S. Maureen Dowd’s email response to me: “Funny.” ———————————————————————————————————— President Obama and the Democratic...