|
|
Tags: audio, doyle redland, john mccain, onion radio news
Author: Click here if The Onion is your Blog 435 Users are Following
|
|
based on editor's review
 Editor reviews are provided by professional editors who evaluate a blog based on the following criteria: Frequency of Updates, Relevance of Content, Site Design, and Writing Style.
3 user reviews
User rating is calculated as an average of the user ratings.
If this rating differs significantly from our editor's rating our editors may re-evaluate this blog. 
Related BlogsThe Ben & Joey Showben joey, episode, world premiere Comedy 23/6 andy, michael, news, obama, president, show Total Fail: Pictures & Videos fail, funny, funny fail, funny pictures, funny videos, humor A Comic A Day art, comic, entertainment, fun, humor, webcomics The Dilbert Blog business, entertainment, humor |
    |
||
|
In Focus: Man Succumbs to 7-Year Battle with Health Insurance [Satire]Sep 2, 2009
DENVER—According to an independent study, health insurance is the nation's No. 2 killer, claiming the lives of some 400,000 Americans each year...
Little Butterball Holding Up Ice Cream Line [Satire]Aug 10, 2009
HARRISBURG, PA—According to witnesses who are sweating their nuts off, the line at the Baskin-Robbins is currently 12 people deep, thanks to...
Cambridge Cop Accidentally Arrests Henry Louis Gates Again During White House Meeting [Satire]Jul 31, 2009
WASHINGTON - Upon arriving late to his meeting with President Barack Obama and famed African-American intellectual Henry Louis Gates, Cambridge...
Area Couple Not Sure if Sex was Tantric [Satire]Jul 29, 2009
SCARSDALE, NY—Following two hours of stilted, uncomfortable intercourse in which the couple started and stopped at various times, Jeff and...
Study: Abstinence-Only Lunch Programs Ineffective at Combating Teen Obesity [Satire]Jul 27, 2009
WASHINGTON—"As children grow and their bodies develop, they're going to have certain metabolic urges that are impossible to suppress," said Dr. Beth Garcia...
It Is Not A Wonderful Life (by T. Herman Zweibel)Dec 24, 2009
Another miserable year on this dismal rock has come and gone. As for myself, this was one of the worst years I've ever experienced. It was right up there with 1892 and 1921. Among the events of this hateful year: I tried in vain to run away from my...
Santa Signs Legislation To Help Special-Wants ChildrenDec 24, 2009
NORTH POLE—Kristofer Kringle, an international toy distributor popularly known as "Santa Claus," approved elf-penned legislation Monday that grants greater benefits to often-neglected "special wants" children.
Mom Brought To Tears By Thing Picked Up At AirportDec 24, 2009
COLUMBIA, MO--Joan Hadler wept tears of joy over a cheap, last-minute present bought at an airport gift shop.
[video] Report: Nations Wealthy Cruelly Deprived Of True Meaning Of ChristmasDec 23, 2009
The nation's poor get to experience true Christmas spirit, while the wealthy, burdened by shopping and party obligations, are left out in the cold.
Cretinous Reprobate Home For The HolidaysDec 23, 2009
MONTPELIER, VT--Mark Wilens, a 41-year-old cretinous reprobate who relocated to California six years ago, is back home in Vermont for the holidays, it was reported Monday. "The pudding is on the table, the fire is roaring, and Mark is here with his...
|
|
 |
||
|
|
||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
|
|
|||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
