Oh, how they turn on you! Miley Cyrus has been voted “the worst celebrity influence of 2009″ by the very teens and tweens who have made her a gazillionaire. gazillionaire (n.) Yet another teenage product of the Disney machine with more money...

A reenactment actor imagines how the baby responded to learning his name. Crazy: A Swedish couple named their son “Q.” Even crazier: The government took them to court to prevent them from doing so. Repeatedly. Finally, however, the Swedish...

Psychologists have determined that men with the highest IQs also have the healthiest sperm. Coincidentally, those psychologists likely have high IQs. But I’m sure there is no bias…! No bias at all.

Till nagging about the toilet seat do us part… Chinese ship crew members on the Yangtze River saw a man suddenly run out of his cabin, hands covering his ears, and shout: “I can’t stand it any...

A new toy from a Spanish toymaker is creating quite a stir among parents missing the good ol’ days of boring, do-nothing Raggedy Ann dolls… Introducing Bebe Gloton, a hungry doll that mimics...

Adorable fetal bakeware as displayed in Craft magazine: Baking time… nine months?  (P.S.  “Perfect for holiday baby showers,” as Craft magazine declares!  I’m sure the mom-to-be won’t be offended at all.)

… Right after Maddox’s GQ photoshoot, it would appear.  Dapper!

Totes, diaper bags and backpacks, among other bags, are available, as is monogramming.  Use coupon code:  40QUILTED.

Scrubs star Judy Reyes has given birth to a baby girl.  From what I can tell, she bears an uncanny resemblance to Hello Kitty.   Crazy. Leila Rey Valencia arrived last Friday, weighing in at 6 lbs., 7 oz and measuring 19 inches long.   Miss Leila...

I had just finished feeding Miss Skye when Matty decided to join us for some post-dinner conversation.  How he managed to balance all of his twenty-two pounds on the arm of that chair, I’ll never know.  An early Christmas miracle.  He looks regal...